Thank God I'm not blond!!! Peter. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wayne and Sharon McEachern" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Bio-Dynamic List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2001 1:02 AM Subject: BAD VIRUS -- Read
> Dear List....... As there are many concerns for computer viruses > running around seeming creating a life of their own, I believe that you > will appreciate the following. > > > > Just a lo0k at what may happen. > > ********* > > > If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete > >it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is > >pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on > >your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on > >disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes > >the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms > >your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your > >VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any > >CD's you attempt to play. > > > >It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 > >numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your > >fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE > >YOU ARE SHOWERING. > > > >It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU > >LISTENING?? > > > >It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when > >you are expecting company. It will replace your > >shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. > > > >If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 > >environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and > >leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to > >a full bathtub. > > > >It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your > >mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim > >milk with whole milk. > > > > ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* > > > >And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 > >seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will > >spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending > >sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. > > > >Send to everyone .....and if you are a blonde, this is > >a joke... > > > -- > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Sharon and Wayne McEachern > > http://www.LightExpression.com > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > "A Divine Program for Healing and Transformation" > > and > > Expressing the Light > > "A Ministry Dedicated to the Divine Process" > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >
