My husband has been bald since he was thirty and he's gorgeous. The poem below is right. But what about Greg's treatment for women? Couldn't resist!
Susan Misgen wrote: > > what is wrong with being bald anyway ? why not just deal and accept it ? > > ps what has reclaiming lost hairlines to do with BD ag. ?? > > Dreadlocked Gideon. > Nothing wrong with being bald...as the song says. (Apologies to those > unfortunates with hair.) > Susan > > "Bald Headed Men" (the "Live at the Cactus Cafe" version) by > Christine Lavin > > I don't like men who exaggerate > About the places they've been about the money they make. > I like a man who is honest and true, > Who can look you in the eye when he talks to you. > I like men who accept who they are, > Not everbody can look like a movie star. > If you can follow this thought to its logical end > You can see why I like bald headed men... > mmm, I like bald headed men. > > Everybody knows it's testosterone > That turns a bushy haired man into a chrome dome. > But testosterone is what makes a man, a man. > The more that he's got, the more that he can > Do the things that make the women go "Oy!" > I'll take a bald headed man over a big haired boy. > Big haired boys make very good friends, > But they can not compare to bald headed men. > I said it before, I'll say it again...I like bald headed men. > > Oh why'd you waste your money joining that hair club for guys. > Why would you cover your manly badge of honor with such a bad > disguise. > Oh why'd you throw a way money on Rogaine and Minoxidyl, > When all they can guarantee are years and years of pharmacy > bills... > Please don't do it > > I believe the hair replacement industry for men > is like the cosmetic industry for women. > A giant black hole that will just > suck your money away for the rest of your lives... > Please don't do it. > > No matter how you fight it, time marches on. > Some new things appear, some old things are gone. > Let 'em go, it's a natural thing, > Like a leaf off a tree, like a bird on a wing. > Try lookin' in a mirror from a whole different place: > You're not losing hair, you're gaining face! > Be confident, be cool, it won't be long when > You are proud to be one of the bald headed men! > I said it before, I'll say it again...I love bald headed men! > > John Malkovich...love 'im > That guy on "Star Trek the Next Generation"...love 'im > Michael Jordan...love 'im > That guy that Fergie the Duchess of York has been going out > with...No, no, no, no
