Sweet Fish

*Q: *What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

*A:* Jellyfish!

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Blow Your Top -Riddles

*Q:* What is a volcano?

*A:* A mountain with the hiccups.

 

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Identity Theft

*Q: *What do you call a noodle that committed identity theft?

*A: *An im-pasta!

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Deportation

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who 
lives at 1944 5th Street in a white house with a blue door.  She gets off 
work at 6PM.

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Getting on Television

*Q: *How do you get on television?

*A:* You sit on it!

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Call Me Maybe

*Q:* How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

*A:* He gave her a ring.

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Police Stop at 2AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he 
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the 
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." 
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of 
night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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Shady Dog

*Q: *Why did the dog sit in the shade?

*A: *Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Snowman Transport

*Q:* How does a Snowman get to work?

*A:* By icicle.

On Friday, March 10, 2017 at 1:30:37 PM UTC-7, woody stanford wrote:
>
> Since this is my thread, I though I would reach out to my fellows, both 
> professional (ie. Beagleboard) and hobbyist (that that have ACTUALLY solved 
> this issue and can add something to this discussion) if they can shed some 
> light on the following issues.
>
> I'm serious though about people that have done it before, ok, I've been 
> programming UN*X for quite sometime and already know what a popen and a ps 
> are, we don't need yet another elaboration on it. If you have successfully 
> managed to properly configure the GPIO on a BB I would love to hear from 
> you. And I will proceed with my own research on the subject, posting here.
>
> Some of the topics that elaboration would help on are currently:
>
> - how conceptually (not technically, functionally, in english) does 
> "overlaying" work. And better if it is a mundain procedure but I do need it 
> explained (would save me some time).
>
> - Am I correct in assuming that to commit this "overlay" to OS that I need 
> to "compile" it? Have I got it right that its the DTC compiler at the above 
> URL.
>
> - Does this correctly configure my board for the suite of 
> PWM/TIMER/I2C/UART/SPI/CAN/GPIO features available on the p8/9 headers AT 
> START UP?
>
> - Down the line: is there a nice tutorial out there or PDF that deliniates 
> a correct procedure for using /dev/ abstraction to access especially the 
> I2C/SPI/UART features via streams (in let's say C).
>
> - what is the accepted procedure for accessing the pins in GPIO mode?
>
> - A moderators: once we get this issue resolved is there any way we can 
> stickey it to the top of each of the boards sections, as well as the 
> hardware board? I apologize for my forwardness, its just a question.
>
> Thank you for your compliance jk. :D
>
> On Thursday, March 9, 2017 at 5:17:59 AM UTC-7, woody stanford wrote:
>>
>> OK, I want to get to the bottom of this whole GPIO issue on the BBB, so 
>> I'm opening up this thread as a "documenter" whereby which I can take notes 
>> based on my research into how you consistently, stably and SOLIDLY 
>> programatically access the GPIO pins on a BBB. I've already done a lot of 
>> the footwork so I'm not entirely unknowledgeable, but I want to get to the 
>> heart of this issue and solve the mental block people have with this. A 
>> private hope.
>>
>> Either way, probably a good mess of processed links, articles and 
>> information where you can start.
>>
>

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