Sweet Fish
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

A: Jellyfish!

Categories: Animal Jokes(Fish Jokes), Food Jokes, Riddles(Riddles for Kids)
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Blow Your Top -Riddles
Q: What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

 

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Identity Theft
Q: What do you call a noodle that committed identity theft?

A: An im-pasta!

Categories: Food Jokes, Word Play Jokes, Riddles(Riddles for Kids)
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Deportation
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who 
lives at 1944 5th Street in a white house with a blue door.  She gets off 
work at 6PM.

Categories: Jokes about Families(Mother-in-Law Jokes), Ethnic / Country 
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Getting on Television
Q: How do you get on television?

A: You sit on it!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes, Word Play Jokes, Riddles(Riddles for Kids)
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Call Me Maybe
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Categories: Relationship Jokes(Dating Jokes), Telephone Jokes, 
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Police Stop at 2AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he 
is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the 
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." 
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of 
night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Categories: Old Age Jokes, Relationship Jokes(Marriage Jokes), Alcohol Jokes
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Shady Dog
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Snowman Transport
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?

A: By icicle.

On Thursday, March 9, 2017 at 5:17:59 AM UTC-7, woody stanford wrote:
>
> OK, I want to get to the bottom of this whole GPIO issue on the BBB, so 
> I'm opening up this thread as a "documenter" whereby which I can take notes 
> based on my research into how you consistently, stably and SOLIDLY 
> programatically access the GPIO pins on a BBB. I've already done a lot of 
> the footwork so I'm not entirely unknowledgeable, but I want to get to the 
> heart of this issue and solve the mental block people have with this. A 
> private hope.
>
> Either way, probably a good mess of processed links, articles and 
> information where you can start.
>

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