There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's
college. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Survey Subject: In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer- 6months
Doctor- 2mnths
Lawyer- 1month
Engineer-ONTHE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
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2 Ghadhe{donky} apas main bateen kar rahe thay.
1st: yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.
2nd: to tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.
1st: yaar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon. mera malik jab b apni BETI se
ladayi karta hay na. to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao, warna main
teri shadi GADHE se kar dunga..
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Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge.
Bachey: Nahi piyenge.
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nai karoge.
Bachey: Nahi karenge.
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge.
Bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge.
Bachey: Kar denge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Teacher: Name 5 polar Animals ?
Student: Raindeer n his 3 brothers..........n a sister...
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3 man were going on a motor cycle. Policeman gives hand to stop, they shouted
'oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!'
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Wife: "last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"
Husband: "tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Frog: tumhare pas dimag nahi hai.
Man: hai
Frog: nahi hai
Man: hai
Frog: nahi hai,and jumps into a well.
Man: ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi.
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