Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
>> Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
>> Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai."
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>> Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala
>> Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
>> Kyun....
>> Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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>> Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
>> Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
>> Santa-Why?
>> Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what
he meant by this
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>> Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
>> Husband: Why??
>> Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
>>
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>> Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
>> To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
>> Aur Niche Likha
>> "COMING SOON"
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>> A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
>> But the call goes to another woman.
>> They loved & got married..
>> Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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>> A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year
>> old"
>> He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"
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>> SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
>> FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
>> SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer
>> bata ke jaa..
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>> Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
>> Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone
>> without receiver
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>> Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha
Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"
>> Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa
>> Gaya."
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>> Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
>> Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
>> He answerd, "KILL ONE"
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>> Waiter gives bill to Sardar
>> Sardar: "Take my card."
>> Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
>> Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
>> "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
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