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Good one !!
North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her
age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt
because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo
sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those
paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic
gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your
monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later
do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to
cover her grey hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi
kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south
india until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to " walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in
your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How
are you"
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna
University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil
from her hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)
8. When she mixes
milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for
herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk
saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet.
10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..
14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF
wrestlers.
15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
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