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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>It's Hell to be Old
>>>
>>>OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
>>>
>>>An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
>>>his physical exam.
>>>
>>>The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a
>>>semen sample tomorrow.'
>>>
>>>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
>>>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>>
>>>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
>>>this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
>>>left hand, but still nothing.
>>>
>>>'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
>>>left, still nothing.
>>>
>>>She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
>>>still nothing.
>>>
>>>'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
>>>both hands, then an armpit, and
>>> she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
>>>
>>>The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
>>>
>>>The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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