Sardar declares: ..... . . I will never marry in my life &. . . ... . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.. Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr. Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!.. Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.. One tourist from U.S.A.asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion....... ...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......." 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati.... Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : Liquid state...... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS........ Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' . -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
