OK, here we go! It's "Watto's Junk Shop"
If you're parkouring in the Outer Rim Territories and you need spare
tornados for your space-bacon or other odds and geese, the place to go
is Watto's Junk Shop. Here you can find everything from robots that
jump like Mexican clinging beans to replacement wires for your
copasetic droid so that it can regurgitate until it blows a
toothbrush. Be careful what kind of money you have in your melon
because Watto doesn't take Republic testicles. You may have to barter
with something slippery that you own. The greedy and enthralling
Watto would love to get his grimy uvulas on anything that's precious
to you. And don't even think about using a Jedi mind trick on Watto -
when he says something costs ten panties, you'd better pay up, or
he'll raise the price to 547839 panties!
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