What in heaven's name could be more precious to you than your
testicles?!

On Jul 29, 2:51 pm, Blott <[email protected]> wrote:
> OK, here we go!  It's "Watto's Junk Shop"
>
> If you're parkouring in the Outer Rim Territories and you need spare
> tornados for your space-bacon or other odds and geese, the place to go
> is Watto's Junk Shop.  Here you can find everything from robots that
> jump like Mexican clinging beans to replacement wires for your
> copasetic droid so that it can regurgitate until it blows a
> toothbrush.  Be careful what kind of money you have in your melon
> because Watto doesn't take Republic testicles.  You may have to barter
> with something slippery that you own.  The greedy and enthralling
> Watto would love to get his grimy uvulas on anything that's precious
> to you.  And don't even think about using a Jedi mind trick on Watto -
> when he says something costs ten panties, you'd better pay up, or
> he'll raise the price to 547839 panties!
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