Hi, my name is Robbie, and I am a cycle-holic. 

I know this because:


At 03:13 PM 11/14/2003 -0600, dave wrote:
>10.You go to your local store on a bike. 
Well, yeah, how else would you get there?

>11.You sulk when in cars, on hot days. 
>12.You sulk when in cars, on cold, windy, snowy days. 
I sulk when I'm in the car at all.

>13.You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day. 
And that's bad?

>14.When anybody mentions distance you immediately think of how long it
>would take to cycle it. 
See # 10

>17.Your bike is worth more than your car 
And it will probably last longer too! 

>19.Your hands have a strange tan that looks remarkably similar to the
>pattern on your cycling gloves. 
You mean they are tan lines and not a disease?

>20.Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking
>weather, bad biking weather. 
No such thing as bad weather - just the wrong clothes or not enough energy to
fight the wind.

>21.You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package
>increases by a factor of 4 (or better). 
See # 17

>26.You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the
>trunk/back, with the rear seat folded down. 
Why else would I need a car except to put my bike in the back for vacations?
[Note to rental companies - I would like to be able to reserve a *hatchback*.]

>31.You check out all other guys/girls legs to see if they are better
>than yours. 
And also to see if they too are cyclists. Hint - look for the funny tan lines
at the top and bottom of legs.
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