From: dave <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > 3. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.
3a. You wash your water bottles more often than your drinking glasses. 3b. Shoot, you just use water bottles for drinking glasses. 3c. YOu've washed down dinner at home or at a restaurant from your hydrator. > 4. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts. 4a. You have more cycling shorts than underwear. > 7. The nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles. 7a. You've thought about adapting your winter boots for cleats (um, yeah, I have...) > 9. You are walking along a street and you signal left. I've actually caught myself walking down the street, passing someone I think I know, and instead of turning my head to look back, I look slightly left for the rear-view mirror that isn't there... > 10.You go to your local store on a bike. You know the best routes by bike to everywhere, but when you have to go by car, you're flustered. > 29.Your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom. ...uh, well, I once fell asleep with a wheel in my hands (I was truing it, sitting on the couch). > 30.You wear a heart rate monitor during sex. 30a. And you use the Elapsed Time function. Others: * You've had closer scrapes with wildlife on your bike than in your car. * You know the exact number of miles you have on your current chain, but have no idea when you last had your car tuned up. * You've never washed your car. You _wax_ your bike. * The card in the "first" window in your wallet is your Bike Fed membership. Your driver's license is in there somewhere, probably, maybe... --------------------- Paul T. O'Leary Desktop Insurgent Madison WI USA _______________________________________________ Bikies mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.danenet.org/mailman/listinfo/bikies
