Dear Fossil Fuel Nuts,

I have just the STATE solution for advocacy of your cause.  I have seen
the advertisement airing for the past six months which shows a wife
telling about and showing clips of her husband trying to cut back on his
car emissions.  He tries a wind sail on his car, helium, and coasting
down hill.  Then the punch line tells that "au shucks", cars are nothing
compared to the fossil fuels used in home heating.

So, here is my proposal.  That each person be allotted only the minimum
number of square feet of housing to exist.  Everything above that would
be somehow negotiated by those who think STATE incentives are the
answers.  Of course these minimum allowables could be grouped in family
housing, and group living like in the TV comedy, Friends, and now
common  in high rent areas.

So, your campaigns should be focused against  people with large
apartments and large houses with few occupants.  Forget about the large
cars and Hummers.  Of course all that depends upon square feet heated or
cooled.  When heating was difficult before the last century, people
closed off--say the parlor except on Sundays.

So, think about this logical next step toward STATE control and advocacy
on this April Fools.  And I would expect that many of those pointing
fingers at large comfortable cars are ignoring their own large and
comfortable "digs?"

Eric Westhagen

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