Max said" perhaps Lee can give us a bit of advice: re: aliens vs. rats"
Well Max as the moon changes so do the rats. remember the movie " 
Willard "  ?We have only had  about 23 requests from the rat population 
to  slide into our " transporters" and I think five have been approved 
as they have had not yet eaten any poison. So those fine fellas after 
testing will make the dinner table. Alien rats are just that, they are 
not here to harm us, anyone of us  can learn from their guidence 
systems. If you wake up one morning and reach for the cereal box and 
feel some whiskers, then consider sharing your  bowl of rice  krispies. 
Alien rats do not carry disease and  will only  be living with you long 
enough to scout out  the alcohol and food supplies. If you hear a " rat 
tap tap rat" in the nite it is one of these aliens sending a message to 
his home space ship. We as blind handymen and handy women  get a few 
days off to rest up for other projects. If you run out of ideas then 
solicit some ideas from one of the Moderators. then four . over and out. 
Lee



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What we do not understand we do not possess.
                -- Goethe

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