Dear Spiro:
The would-be mechanic got a face full of acid, but thankfully the milk
prevented any serious injuries, as far as we know. He did not hang around for
an extended period of time after his skill demonstration. We were a good
quarter of a mile from water, so it was a good thing that my aunt had just
bought a gallon of milk.
Yours Truly,
Clifford Wilson
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