A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find
her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before
you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw
this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was
hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had
forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a
pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was
cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once
because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a
pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to
leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your
wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
=== Arif Ikram ===
On 11/3/06, Tony Lesmana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> South Indian Boy on his First Day at School in the USA
>
> It was the first day of school in America, and a new student name
> Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
>
> Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand
> up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
>
> "Very good. Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
> People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
>
> Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
> said
> Chandrashekhar.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
> Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
> than
> you do."
>
> She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."
>
> "Who said that?" she demanded.
>
> Chandrashekhar put his hand up: "General Custer, 1862."
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>
> The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
>
> Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
> 1991."
>
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
>
> Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
> teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
> anything else, I'll kill you."
>
> Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
> floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
>
> And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."
>
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