Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........
And
>one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
>away.........Florida or the moon?"
>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
>Florida..?????"
>
>>
>SPEEDING TICKET
>
>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if
he
>could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get
>your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today
>you
>expect me to show it to you!"
>
>RIVER WALK
>
>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another
>blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to
the
>other side?"
>The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back,
>"You ARE on the other side."
>
>AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
>
>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
her
>body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show
>me."
>The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then
>she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and
>screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
>Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not
really
>a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I
thought
>so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
>
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