Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? - To improve his
bite. What do
you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? - Frostbite. Why
do
witches use brooms to fly on? - Because vacuum cleaners are too
heavy. How
do witches keep their hair in place while flying? - With scare
spray. Do
zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? - No, they eat the
fingers
separately. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? -
Because they
don't have any body to go out with. What is a vampire's favorite
sport? -
Casketball. What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? -
Shrinkenstein. What do you call someone who puts poison in a
person's corn
flakes? - A cereal killer. What kind of streets do zombies like
the best?
- Dead ends. What type of dog do vampire's like the best? -
Bloodhounds.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? - A stake
sandwich. What
is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? - A trombone. What
do birds
give out on Halloween night? - Tweets. Why do vampires need
mouthwash? -
They have bat breath. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall
Street
Journal? - He heard it had great circulation. Why don't mummies
go on
vacation? - They are afraid that they might relax and unwind.
Happy Halloween everybody from Rurrysville Tn.
Mr. B. D. Rurry
don't forget to set your clock back tonight, time to fall back.
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