On Thu, 16 Nov 2000, Adam C. Lipscomb wrote:
> Two candidates enter, one candidate leaves!
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> Really, it'd be cool, like in "Mad Max III", when he's in that big
> Thunderdome thingy with the bungee cords and the big chainsaw and stuff....
I love it! Can you imagine? Two pasty-white middle-aged office
workers in trunks...imagine how they'd fight. Probably don't know how to
make a proper fist, so they'd end up slapping each other around like drag
queens in a John Waters movie until they fell down and tried to claw each
others eyes out. They'd call each other names and talk like kids do when
a game of cops-n-robbers gets out of hand.
Gore: "Ha! I got you with my rhetoric ray!"
Bush: "No you didn't, I had my paternal grammar shields on full!"
Gore: "No you didn't! You didn't call it first! Do-overs!"
Bush: "I did so! Anything I say is the truth!"
...and so on.
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Marvin Long
Austin, Texas
