Read this one months ago, except instead of the Democrat it featured an IT
and/or management consultant.
Ticia ',:)
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Ronn Blankenship wrote:
>
> [Sorry, can't resist forwarding this one . . .]
>
> Democrats and Sheep
>
> A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
> brand-new Jeep Cherokee appeared out of a dust cloud, advanced toward him
> and stopped.
>
> The driver, a 20-year-old young man wearing a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray
> Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked the
> shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock,
> will you give me one?"
>
> The shepherd looked at the young guy, then at his peacefully grazing flock
> and calmly answered, "Sure." The young man parked his car, whipped out his
> notebook computer, connected it to a cell phone, surfed to a NASA page on
> the Internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned
> the area, then opened up a database and some Excel spreadsheets with
> complex formulas. He finally printed out a 150 page report on his hi-tech
> miniaturized printer, turned around to our shepherd and said, "You have
> here exactly 1,586 sheep!"
>
> "Amazing! That's correct! Like I agreed, you can take one of my sheep,"
> said the shepherd. He watched the young guy make a selection and bundle it
> into his Cherokee.
>
> When he was finished the sheepherder said, "If I can tell you exactly what
> your political persuasion is, where you're from and who you work for, will
> you give me my sheep back?"
>
> "Okay, why not," answered the young man.
>
> "You're a Democrat from Palm Beach and you're working for Jesse Jackson,"
> said the shepherd. That's correct," said the young man. "How did you guess
> that?"
>
> "Easy", answered the shepherd. "Nobody called you, but you showed up here
> anyway. You want to be paid for the solution to a question I already knew
> the answer to. And, you don't know squat about my business because you just
> took my dog."
