> When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants.
Sun,
> SCO(UNIX), and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them
> Java-condom, CondomiX, and MS-Condoms Me respectively.
>
> A customer using Java-condom complained to Sun that the condom didn't fit
> correctly.
>
> Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard".
>
> They boasted that it would fit any size irrespective of the underlying
> structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the
> time he would finish reading the instructions given along with it, his
wife
> would fall asleep, and he himself would forget why he was using CondomiX.
>
> Finally, he switched to MS-Condoms Me. To his surprise it was so
> good.....and comfortable! He used it happily.
>
> Six months later, he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and
> complained to Microsoft. He got the following reply from Microsoft:
>
> "A patch is now available at our website..."
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For all the new parents:
A husband and wife were expecting their first child. The wife was getting
anxious about the pain that childbirth would bring. The doctor says "Listen
we have this new device that lets the father of the child 'share' the pain.
A neural feedback that will let the male take away the pain from the
female." So the wife is a little relived and the husband thinks it's a great
idea.
Two weeks later it's Monday morning and the wife goes into labor. They rush
to the hospital and the wife is hooked up to this device. So when the pain
starts they have it set on 10%, to make sure the father of the child can
take it. The husband says he feels fine, that he can take more. So they
crank it up to 25%. The wife is feeling less pain, the husband says, "This
is nothing, take it up." So they go to 50%. The wife is feeling great. The
husbands says he can take it and asks that the machine be set to 100%.
So the labor continues and after many hours the baby is born. The wife felt
no pain the entire time. The husband spends a few more hours with his wife
and then goes home to find the mailman dead on his front lawn.
Kevin Tarr
Trump high, lead low
