When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants. Sun,
SCO(UNIX), and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them
Java-condom, CondomiX, and MS-Condoms Me respectively.
A customer using Java-condom complained to Sun that the condom didn't fit
correctly.
Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard".
They boasted that it would fit any size irrespective of the underlying
structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the
time he would finish reading the instructions given along with it, his wife
would fall asleep, and he himself would forget why he was using CondomiX.
Finally, he switched to MS-Condoms Me. To his surprise it was so
good.....and comfortable! He used it happily.
Six months later, he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and
complained to Microsoft. He got the following reply from Microsoft:
"A patch is now available at our website..."
