I'm not a big supporter of George W. Bush but I'm glad he's OK after his "pretzel incident". It would be horribly embarrassing to have a President die after choking on a pretzel!
Can you imagine the rumors and conspiracy theories that would abound? Was it Al Qaeda who snuck a fake pretzel into the bag or was it the Democrats? Pretzel-gate!! Did bin Laden infiltrate Snyders of Hanover (or Keebler or whomever)? Perhaps Enron coverup Bush's involvement? Surely, Bill Clinton and Al Gore would be brought in there somehow... I'm going to need to be much more careful when I eat pretzels in the future... - John H
