Obviously Bill Clinton hired Hillary's hit-man to get revenge for the death of Buddy, which was clearly a White-House-orchestrated ploy to deflect attention from the Enron scandal. But, since Bill's on a budget these days, he had to use a cheap generic pretzel instead of a name-brand pretzel that might have stayed hard and salty long enough to finish the job.
On Mon, 14 Jan 2002, Horn, John wrote: > I'm not a big supporter of George W. Bush but I'm glad he's OK after his > "pretzel incident". It would be horribly embarrassing to have a President > die after choking on a pretzel! > > Can you imagine the rumors and conspiracy theories that would abound? Was > it Al Qaeda who snuck a fake pretzel into the bag or was it the Democrats? > Pretzel-gate!! Did bin Laden infiltrate Snyders of Hanover (or Keebler or > whomever)? Perhaps Enron coverup Bush's involvement? Surely, Bill > Clinton and Al Gore would be brought in there somehow... > > I'm going to need to be much more careful when I eat pretzels in the > future... > > - John H > Marvin Long Austin, Texas
