At 11:24 PM 2/5/02, Brett wrote: > > Behalf Of Marvin Long, Jr. > > > > > > http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml > > > > > > >And they even managed to fit in a New Zealand sheep joke! > >But the "AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC >Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving" article >at http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml had me all but >pissing with laughter. > >"They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher.
I thought continental drift was much slower . . . -- Ronn! :) God bless America, Land that I love! Stand beside her, and guide her Thru the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, To the oceans, white with foam� God bless America! My home, sweet home. -- Irving Berlin (1888-1989)
