----- Original Message ----- From: "Ronn Blankenship" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Brin-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 10:03 AM Subject: RE: humor: Multiple Axes of Evil Formed
> At 11:24 PM 2/5/02, Brett wrote: > > > Behalf Of Marvin Long, Jr. > > > > > > > > > http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml > > > > > > > > > > > >And they even managed to fit in a New Zealand sheep joke! > > > >But the "AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC > >Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving" article > >at http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml had me all but > >pissing with laughter. > > > >"They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. > > > I thought continental drift was much slower . . . > > I thought that too, but then I remembered some of my geophysics. Conventional continental drift is based on plate techtronics. This is clearly based on gigaliters of beer techtronics. Do the math, and you'll see a lot more energy available in beer than in a plate. :-) Dan M.
