on 3/20/02 11:35 PM, Baardwijk, J. van DTO/SLWPD/RZO/BOZO at
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> You have Dutch blood running through your veins, Matthew?

I'm about as Dutch as you can get without actually being born in the
Netherlands.  I live in a mostly Dutch town (Hudsonville MI).  I would say
that about 80% of my town is ethnically Dutch. (If you want some kind of
proof, go to http://www.hudsonvillechristian.org/emaillist.shtml)  I went to
a mostly Dutch college www.calvin.edu.  All of my favorite cookies taste
like almonds.  And I love the smell of tulips in the springtime.

I have never been to the Netherlands, much less Europe.  I would love to
spend a year there doing something...but since I don't know Dutch, I might
have to settle for a couple weeks of vacation.

You are welcome to stop by an visit.  But I have to warn you (please sit
down Jeroen) this area is very conservative and votes predominantly
Republican***.  And since were Dutch, we are very stubborn about it.  Aren't
you glad we live over here :).

I'll leave you with a little Dutch Calvinist humor (Dan M, I know you are
scratching your head on this one...)

Q:  How do you know you are a Dutch Calvinist?
A:  You have lace on your curtains...but not on your underwear.

Did I mention my wooden shoes?
Matthew Bos

** Especially my Oma who emmigrated after WWII.  She is my main source of
banket.

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