> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to
> break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find
your
> new name.
>
> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and
> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
>
> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
> letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
>
> a=poopsie
> b=lumpy
> c=buttercup
> d=gidget
> e=crusty
> f=greasy
> g=fluffy
> h=cheeseball
> i=chim-chim
> j=stinky
> k=flunky
> l=booger
> m=pinky
> n=zippy
> o=goober
> p=doofus
> q=slimy
> r=loopy
> s=snotty
> t=tulefel
> u=dorkey
> v=squeezit
> w=oprah
> x=skipper
> y=dinky
> z=zsa=zsa.
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
> a = diaper
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your
> new last name:
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
> Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
>
> Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
remember
> that children laugh an average of 146
> times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>
> Put more laughter in your life!!!
>
Lumpy Girdlemouth
Poopypants Maru
rob
