Depending on how to interpret the rules regarding what part is a last name the American or the Dutch way it's either Zippy Diapermouth-Bubblesniffer or Zippy Diaperbuns-Bubblesniffer. I go for the latter.
So Zippy Diapermouth-Bubblesniffer, reporting in for duty. aka Sonja van Baardwijk-Holten Robert Seeberger wrote: > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness > to > > break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find > your > > new name. > > > > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants > and > > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: > > > > The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third > > letter of your first name to determine your new first name: > > > > a=poopsie > > b=lumpy > > c=buttercup > > d=gidget > > e=crusty > > f=greasy > > g=fluffy > > h=cheeseball > > i=chim-chim > > j=stinky > > k=flunky > > l=booger > > m=pinky > > n=zippy > > o=goober > > p=doofus > > q=slimy > > r=loopy > > s=snotty > > t=tulefel > > u=dorkey > > v=squeezit > > w=oprah > > x=skipper > > y=dinky > > z=zsa=zsa. > > > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of > > your new last name: > > a = diaper > > b = toilet > > c = giggle > > d = burger > > e = girdle > > f = barf > > g = lizard > > h = waffle > > i = cootie > > j = monkey > > k = potty > > l = liver > > m = banana > > n = rhino > > o = bubble > > p = hamster > > q = toad > > r = gizzard > > s = pizza > > t = gerbil > > u = chicken > > v = pickle > > w = chuckle > > x = tofu > > y = gorilla > > z = stinker > > > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of > > your > > new last name: > > a = head > > b = mouth > > c = face > > d = nose > > e = tush > > f = breath > > g = pants > > h = shorts > > i = lips > > j = honker > > k = butt > > l = brain > > m = tushie > > n = chunks > > o = hiney > > p = biscuits > > q = toes > > r = buns > > s = fanny > > t = sniffer > > u = sprinkles > > v = kisser > > w = squirt > > x = humperdinck > > y = brains > > z = juice > > > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. > > Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. > > > > Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And > remember > > that children laugh an average of 146 > > times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. > > > > Put more laughter in your life!!! > > > Lumpy Girdlemouth > Poopypants Maru > rob
