Me: Shaq, any luck with the bitches? Shaq: Naw, it's like I'm playing with my llama all the time. Me: Hmmm, yeah Lisa's really perfect in the most frightening sort of way. Shaq: :-| Me: Eff that; do you have the woman's number, you know, the one that plays Ainslie on West Wing? Shaq: !!!! Me: Got to start someplace, earth girls are easy.
