The shakes and vibrations of chortling cause a loosening of the
navel-bolt and subsequent derierre detachment.

On Wed, 10 Jul 2002, Julia Thompson wrote:

> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> >
> > An ass is an animal.  How do you turn it off?
> >
>
> No, it's not *turning* it off, it's *blowing* it off.  You just laugh
> until you've ignored it long enough that it gets offended and clomps
> off.
>
> Or if you really wanted to *turn* it off, find out what makes it feel
> squicky and use that.
>
>       Julia
>
>

Marvin Long
Austin, Texas

There ain't no Devil; there's just God when he's drunk.
   -- Tom Waits

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