At 06:44 PM 7/12/02, Reggie Bautista wrote:
>>- What color does a smurf's face turn if you strangle it?
>
>1) Purple. Trust me.
>2) (my wife's answer) Is that before or after it starts to decompose?
Went to a con several years ago when the Smurfs were more . . . well, if
not "popular", at least better known. One of the other attendees came in a
typical barbarian costume with club and sword with a bunch of de-stuffed
Smurf dolls hanging from his belt, and calling himself "Stomper
Smurfsbane". He was applauded wherever he went . . .
>>- What happens to all the white color when the snow melts?
>
>Is this a racist comment? ;-)
I didn't even know that white is a color . . .
>>- If you think noone needs you - try not to pay your bills.
>
>Been there, done that, doesn't matter. They don't *need* me; they just
>*want* me.
Actually, they don't want *you*, they just want your *money*. If you don't
believe me, just try getting someone from their customer "service" <ha!>
department on the phone.
>"If people who do not understand each other at least understand
>that they do not understand each other, then they understand each
>other better than when, not understanding each other, they do not
>even understand that they do not understand each other."
Huh? I don't understand.
--Ronn! :)
"Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two
words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER GOD. Wouldn't
it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated
from schools too?"
-- Red Skelton
