In a message dated 11/27/2002 5:29:03 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
> Possible Brinnellian headlines for the new Shape and Muscle & Fitness
> covers:
>
> Get healthier skin: 4 'when to shed' tips from Soro Queen 'Spork'.
--and how to do your nails, all five of them.
> Arnold Schwarzenegger speaks out about the Pila and Eyedrop Abuse.
----just don't pump them up until they burst a button.
> Jophur pharmacist arrested for selling Phen Phen under the ring.
---Mulch ado about nothing.
> Shocking Expose: "Hoonish Diet Protein Shakes" a Scam
------So they were given the throat sack?
> Build a better body (and a second head) in just 30 days.
--------What a Nish-ty thing to say.
> Our new Bench Pressing regime from Gorilla Ooga
-------You won't be fat or Thennanin either.
> The best diet ever! (Hint, it involves Steroids & Anal Probes)
----Don't let 'em scream. Put the Cartman before the hoarse.
> Can't stop eating? Try our new exploding cheesecake recipe from Tymbrimi
> Chef Sirellicalluana
--------It's a Tytlal-ating recipe.
>
> Any takers?
-----Or have you been taken?
> :-)
> Jon
>
William Taylor
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Any Uplift Urbane Legends out there?
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