The world's very first chicken joke..... Back when the Roman legions had left Britain, and Christianity was making it's introduction, there was a Pictish coward.
He lived through a battle. He slaughtered Christians. He didn't want to fight again. Imagine that. He knew that no one in his tribe would touch anything that had once been touched by a Christian. So using a long stick, he went up to a dead Christian..... --------- Later, it was time for battle, and the priest were bringing up the pot of paint that they had prepared for battle. Suddenly, one of the priests shrieked and dropped the pot. The high priest in utter disbelief looked down at the pot and said, "All right, which one of you chickens crossed the woad?" ------kinda spoiled it when you knew the punchline was coming. William Taylor _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
