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Originally published September 4, 2002
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
You know, it's the little differences. Like in Europe, do you know what they call Microsoft Word? Le Microsoft Word. And Internet Explorer is called a Royale with 128-bit encryption.
The Top 9 Differences Between Working at McDonald's and Working at Microsoft
9> McDonald's: Runs a promotional game based on Monopoly. Microsoft: Runs a monopoly.
8> One is only interested in getting product to the customer
quickly without regard to quality. The other sells hamburgers. 7> McDonald's: Employs many 16-year-old female virgins.
Microsoft: Employs many 31-year-old male virgins. 6> Products of Microsoft employees expedite delivery of
computer viruses; at McDonald's, they stick to biological
viruses. 5> You take pride that the best-selling product at Microsoft has
a higher nutritional value. 4> McDonald's: "Do you want to super-size for an extra 59 cents?"
Microsoft: "Upgrade now for $129 or your software will stop
working." 3> After three years full-time with your burger buddies, how much
are your stock options worth, fry boy? 2> Microsoft: Blue Screen of Death.
McDonald's: Blank Face of Teen Apathy.
and the Number 1 Difference Between Working at McDonald's and Working at Microsoft...
1> McDonald's customers won't put up with bugs in their product.
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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