----- Original Message ----- From: "Norm Hansen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 12:37 PM Subject: Antimatter Factory On Sun
[Monstrous Snip] In the Janelle Timeline, our friend Norm was killed at a "Alternative Energy Conference" (read that as: A Whacko Convention) in Austin back in 1999. It seems that while Norm was taking a break at a Starbucks, an anti-matter meteorite was streaking across North America, creating a spectacular display, (and coincidentally making Norad go bonkers with fingers at the buttons and the whole nine yards), and making the evening skies from Greenland to Texas as bright as day. By the time Norm was crossing the street to his hotel the meteorite had been winnowed to a point smaller than a pinhead. And at that intersection it intersected with Norms forehead, that according to a now blind and quadriplegic survivor who happened to be waiting in front of the hotel for Norm. (This was the religious epiphany for Norms friend, Phil, that was the genesis of the millennial sect of The Ascensionists, most commonly known as "Sploders", who would blow themselves up in order to get closer to God.) The explosion blew out windows for several blocks, blinding and deafening quite a number of people, killing 7, and scrambling electronics within a hundred feet or so. It took a couple of days to identify Norm, and the story was front page for several days with wild speculation dominating the news, mainly from the conference goers who obviously had nothing better to do than make stuff up in any case. xponent Something In Common Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
