From: Doug Pensinger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Killer Bs Discussion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Bush's brand new enemy is the truth Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 20:13:01 -0800
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Bush's brand new enemy is the truth
A new weapon will soon come into service to fight this new enemy: the Department of Absolute Truth. Any statement, any claim, may only be considered "Truth" if the DAT has given it its approval. People who will speak untruths (defined as "any statement that has been denied DAT approval") will be deported and held indefinitely without trial at Guantanamo Bay. The rest of Cuba will be annexed to make room for all the cells needed to house these and other enemies of the state.
It is not yet clear who will head this new Department. Rumor has it that it will be run by one of GWB's daughters, but those two are still battling over who will get this position and who will be put in charge of A4 - the Association Against Alcohol Abuse.
JD
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