A guy arrives at the Pearly Gates.

Peter: Bill Smith?
Guy: That's me.
Peter: You were an electrician in life?
Guy: Yup.
Peter: Great: we've got a huge electrical storm in Missouri that we need your help with...


Another guy arrives.

Peter: John Wallace?
  Guy: It's me.
Peter: I see that you were a plumber?
  Guy: You bet. Best in town.
Peter: Fantastic: see what you can do about this flooding in India...

Another guy.

Peter: Robert Brown?
  Guy: It is I.
Peter: You are Robert Brown of Cleveland?
  Guy: Yes, it is I.
Peter: Another damn English teacher... You can go to hell.

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