At 07:00 AM 6/4/2004 -0700 Doug Pensinger wrote: > >A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the >Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What >are all those clocks for?" > >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a >Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." >"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" > >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that >she never told a lie." > >"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" > >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have >moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." > >"I'm curious. Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. > >"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
I thought it was funnier when Republicans passed this joke around about Bill Clinton.... JDG - And that probably wasn't the first time, Maru P.S. Of course if Bush is such a calculating liar then he can't exactly be a bumbling fool, now can he? P.P.S. I'm trying to recall all the Clinton jokes I forwarded to List but am having difficulty coming up with them.....
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