On Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 5:34 AM, Warren Ockrassa<war...@nightwares.com> wrote:

> Son of a friend is turning 17 Saturday. I think I've distilled my life's
> wisdom (for 17-yer-olds anyway) down to three things.
>
> 1. You're too young to drink and too young to vote. But you're old enough to
> be tried as an adult.
> 2. Always, always, ALWAYS use a condom.
> 3. Never say "I love you" until after you come.

 So I'm not allowed to tell my wife I love her in the morning until
after I've fucked her? Does the same apply to my mum?

> Anyone got anything else to pass along?

 When you buy a suit, always buy two pairs of pants.

 Martin

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