On Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 5:34 AM, Warren Ockrassa<war...@nightwares.com> wrote:
> Son of a friend is turning 17 Saturday. I think I've distilled my life's > wisdom (for 17-yer-olds anyway) down to three things. > > 1. You're too young to drink and too young to vote. But you're old enough to > be tried as an adult. > 2. Always, always, ALWAYS use a condom. > 3. Never say "I love you" until after you come. So I'm not allowed to tell my wife I love her in the morning until after I've fucked her? Does the same apply to my mum? > Anyone got anything else to pass along? When you buy a suit, always buy two pairs of pants. Martin _______________________________________________ http://mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l_mccmedia.com