I'm still laughing at the lifetime warranty.

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> On Feb 10, 2016, at 4:54 PM, Theresa via BVARC <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> It also shows that the few women in the list know how to take a joke and 
> we'll just sit here and snicker.
>  
> Theresa Williams KE5MUX
> 
> 
> On Wednesday, February 10, 2016 12:26 PM, Scott Royall via BVARC 
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> 
> Man, is it ever obvious how much of a male preserve this mailing list is. 
> Otherwise, y’all wouldn't stand a chance at home! J
>  
> From: BVARC [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of K5HM via BVARC
> Sent: Wednesday, February 10, 2016 11:32
> To: 'BRAZOS VALLEY AMATEUR RADIO CLUB' <[email protected]>
> Cc: K5HM <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: [BVARC] Tech Support
>  
> I had serious resource conflicts between Wife 1.0 and Wife 2.0.  I finally 
> switched operating systems and installed Wife 3.0, a much better behaved 
> program. Runs independently, with modest resource consumption and responds 
> well to Candy 2.1, Flowers 5.0 and occasionally Jewelry 3.5.
>  
> 73,
> Ron, K5HM
> [email protected]
> www.qrz.com/db/k5hm
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>         Excelsior!
>  
> From: BVARC [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bruce via BVARC
> Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2016 10:49 PM
> To: BRAZOS VALLEY AMATEUR RADIO CLUB <[email protected]>
> Cc: Bruce <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: [BVARC] Tech Support
>  
> i am still running wife 1.0 and it has been working great for me since 1977. 
> the two apps, son 1.0 and daughter 1.0 were both uninstalled and only wife 
> 1.0 running at my house. 
> 
> 73...bruce
> 
> On 2/9/2016 10:22 PM, K5HM via BVARC wrote:
> Dear Tech Support:
>  
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and I observed that the 
> program runs a unexpected process, Child 0.23 Beta that takes a lot of space 
> and important resources.  The instructions did not mention this process.  .
>  
> Furthermore, Wife 1.0 attempts to uninstall all other programs.  Applications 
> like Hunting 10.3, Drinking 4.0, Ham Radio 2.5, or Sunday Football  5.0 no 
> longer work.  The system hangs each time I want to load them.
>  
> Malware like Mother-in-law 1.0 seems to be undetectable by all anti-virus 
> programs.  It  seems to be memory resident and makes Wife 1.0 behave in an 
> unpredictable way.  For instance, not accepting any command I enter. I 
> haven't managed to uninstall this resident program.
>  
> Apparently I can't keep Wife 1.0 minimized when running some of my Favorite 
> applications like Poker 3.5 . I'm thinking about going back to the former 
> program Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work.
>  
> Could you help me?
>  
>  
> Dear User:
>  
> WARNING!  DO not attempt to uninstall Wife 1.0 yourself!  Wife 1.0  runs in 
> SAFE mode, Because of this, the program will always consider any system fault 
> as being due to the improper use by the operator. 
>  
> Several utilities have been employed to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.  
> One of the frequently used utilities is the command C:\IAMSORRY when a 
> problem arises or the systems hangs.
>  
> Avoid use of the "ESC" or "DEL" keys, because then you will have to use the 
> IAMSORRY command in order to make the system work normally again.  Wife 1.0 
> is very interesting, but has a high cost of maintenance.
>  
> Consider the possibility of installing additional software to improve the 
> performance of Wife 1.0, such as Candy 2.1 or Flowers 5.0.  Jewelry 3.5 works 
> best but can negatively impact Finances 2.0, if used excessively. 
> 
> You can also use Yes Darling 8.0 or You Are Right 14.7.  They are well known 
> shareware programs that work great as residents. You can download these from 
> www.husband.com.  
> 
> Never Install Secretary In Mini Skirt 3.3, or any version of, Old 
> Girlfriend.dll.  These programs are not compatible with Wife 1.0 and will 
> eventually cause Wife 1.0 to download Lawyer 9.9 causing irreversible damage 
> to the Operating System.
>  
>  
> 73,
> Ron, K5HM
> [email protected]
> www.qrz.com/db/k5hm
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>         Excelsior!
>  
> 
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