I'm still laughing at the lifetime warranty. Sent from my iPad
> On Feb 10, 2016, at 4:54 PM, Theresa via BVARC <[email protected]> wrote: > > It also shows that the few women in the list know how to take a joke and > we'll just sit here and snicker. > > Theresa Williams KE5MUX > > > On Wednesday, February 10, 2016 12:26 PM, Scott Royall via BVARC > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Man, is it ever obvious how much of a male preserve this mailing list is. > Otherwise, y’all wouldn't stand a chance at home! J > > From: BVARC [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of K5HM via BVARC > Sent: Wednesday, February 10, 2016 11:32 > To: 'BRAZOS VALLEY AMATEUR RADIO CLUB' <[email protected]> > Cc: K5HM <[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [BVARC] Tech Support > > I had serious resource conflicts between Wife 1.0 and Wife 2.0. I finally > switched operating systems and installed Wife 3.0, a much better behaved > program. Runs independently, with modest resource consumption and responds > well to Candy 2.1, Flowers 5.0 and occasionally Jewelry 3.5. > > 73, > Ron, K5HM > [email protected] > www.qrz.com/db/k5hm > <mime-attachment.jpg><mime-attachment.jpg><mime-attachment.jpg> > Excelsior! > > From: BVARC [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bruce via BVARC > Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2016 10:49 PM > To: BRAZOS VALLEY AMATEUR RADIO CLUB <[email protected]> > Cc: Bruce <[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [BVARC] Tech Support > > i am still running wife 1.0 and it has been working great for me since 1977. > the two apps, son 1.0 and daughter 1.0 were both uninstalled and only wife > 1.0 running at my house. > > 73...bruce > > On 2/9/2016 10:22 PM, K5HM via BVARC wrote: > Dear Tech Support: > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and I observed that the > program runs a unexpected process, Child 0.23 Beta that takes a lot of space > and important resources. The instructions did not mention this process. . > > Furthermore, Wife 1.0 attempts to uninstall all other programs. Applications > like Hunting 10.3, Drinking 4.0, Ham Radio 2.5, or Sunday Football 5.0 no > longer work. The system hangs each time I want to load them. > > Malware like Mother-in-law 1.0 seems to be undetectable by all anti-virus > programs. It seems to be memory resident and makes Wife 1.0 behave in an > unpredictable way. For instance, not accepting any command I enter. I > haven't managed to uninstall this resident program. > > Apparently I can't keep Wife 1.0 minimized when running some of my Favorite > applications like Poker 3.5 . I'm thinking about going back to the former > program Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work. > > Could you help me? > > > Dear User: > > WARNING! DO not attempt to uninstall Wife 1.0 yourself! Wife 1.0 runs in > SAFE mode, Because of this, the program will always consider any system fault > as being due to the improper use by the operator. > > Several utilities have been employed to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. > One of the frequently used utilities is the command C:\IAMSORRY when a > problem arises or the systems hangs. > > Avoid use of the "ESC" or "DEL" keys, because then you will have to use the > IAMSORRY command in order to make the system work normally again. Wife 1.0 > is very interesting, but has a high cost of maintenance. > > Consider the possibility of installing additional software to improve the > performance of Wife 1.0, such as Candy 2.1 or Flowers 5.0. Jewelry 3.5 works > best but can negatively impact Finances 2.0, if used excessively. > > You can also use Yes Darling 8.0 or You Are Right 14.7. They are well known > shareware programs that work great as residents. You can download these from > www.husband.com. > > Never Install Secretary In Mini Skirt 3.3, or any version of, Old > Girlfriend.dll. These programs are not compatible with Wife 1.0 and will > eventually cause Wife 1.0 to download Lawyer 9.9 causing irreversible damage > to the Operating System. > > > 73, > Ron, K5HM > [email protected] > www.qrz.com/db/k5hm > <mime-attachment.jpg><mime-attachment.jpg><mime-attachment.jpg> > Excelsior! > > > > _______________________________________________ > BVARC mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.bvarc.org/mailman/listinfo/bvarc_bvarc.org > > > -- > > Bruce Paige, KK5DO > > AMSAT Director Contests and Awards > AMSAT Board Alternate 2015-2016 > > ARRL Awards Field Checker (WAS, 5BWAS, VUCC), VE > > Houston AMSAT Net - Wed 0200z on Echolink - Conference *AMSAT* > Also live streaming MP3 at http://www.amsatnet.com > Podcast at http://www.amsatnet.com/podcast.xml or iTunes > > Latest satellite news on the ARRL Audio News > http://www.arrl.org > > AMSAT on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/amsat > > _______________________________________________ > BVARC mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.bvarc.org/mailman/listinfo/bvarc_bvarc.org > > > <mime-attachment.jpg> > <mime-attachment.jpg> > <mime-attachment.jpg> > <mime-attachment.jpg> > <mime-attachment.jpg> > <mime-attachment.jpg> > _______________________________________________ > BVARC mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.bvarc.org/mailman/listinfo/bvarc_bvarc.org
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