To all, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching. You’re probably stressing. Googling. Wandering aimlessly through stores. Asking yourself *“Is this romantic… or is this going to get me in trouble?”*
Relax. I have solved Valentine’s Day. *A lifetime membership to BVARC.* That’s right. Not flowers that die. Not candy that mysteriously disappears overnight. Not jewelry that requires a payment plan and a conversation. This is a *FOREVER gift*. Your significant other will receive: - A *personalized certificate* with their name on it, suitable for hanging in the most highly trafficked area of the home (living room recommended, kitchen acceptable, bedroom optional but bold). - A *custom name badge* they can proudly wear to formal events, casual outings, and any occasion where subtle bragging is appropriate. They’ll be able to look people dead in the eye and say, *“Yes. My significant other got this for me.”* Forget Jared’s. Forget the mall. Forget wandering store to store while quietly losing your will to live. Just go to *BVARC.org* and enjoy bragging about: - The gas you saved - The time you saved - The argument you *might* have avoided And really—who wouldn’t proudly wear such a thoughtful gift and display the fine art of a BVARC membership on the living room wall like a priceless Picasso? P.S. BVARC is not responsible for any injuries resulting from pots, pans, shoes, chairs, bats, thrown objects, sudden silence, or “accidental” falls down the stairs. Offer void where common sense applies.
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