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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26000.3.1698058 September 6, 2004 *Tips For The Clueless* Some Tips for the Clueless (learned the hard way) If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button. If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to work, you need to hook it to a water source. Air doesn't make good ice unless it is mixed with water. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat. When the PC says, "Insert diskette #2," don't do it immediately. Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you can make them both fit in there. When your PC says "You have mail," don't go to the company mailroom and look for a package. The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn't translate English language web pages into French. If you're in the armed services and it's April 1st and you get an e-mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, don't. If you go to the computer store to buy a mousepad, you don't have to specify whether it's for a Windows or a Macintosh. *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* "Esau Dog" http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw515 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * YOU CAN EARN A RESPECTED MINISTRY DEGREE @ HOME by enrolling in Master's Divinity School! We offer accelerated, practical & professional biblical and ministry training and education for individuals who need or prefer an off-campus educational alternative to a traditional theological degree program. http://l.salemweb.net/masters1203a/ymml/090604/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26000.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26000.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright C 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don't be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
