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Regional News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm NO AL SMITH INVITE FOR PREZ OR KERRY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28778.htm Neither President Bush nor Democratic challenger John Kerry has been invited to the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner this year because issues in the presidential campaign could detract from the "spirit" of the event, said its sponsor, the Archdiocese of New York. CARJACK TERROR: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28771.htm By KIERAN CROWLEY A Long Island car thief jumped into an idling SUV � with a tot in the back seat � and sped off with a screaming mother hanging onto the hood. ALL WENT WRONG FOR 'HAPPY' PAIR: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28782.htm By DOUGLAS MONTERO and JEANE MacINTOSH Miguel and Nancy Car rasquillo look like the pic ture of happiness in the last photo taken of them before the 33-year-old Queens man snapped and kidnapped his spouse from Elm hurst Hospital while shooting one of her co-workers. PRIVATE FERRY BIZ IS TREADING WATER: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28762.htm By CLEMENTE LISI Ferry ridership has sunk to new depths. Ridership on private ferries dropped 22 percent this year after two straight years of growth following the 9/11 attacks, a new report says. N.Y. JUDGE LETS GAY NUPS STAND: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28768.htm ALBANY � A judge has refused to invalidate gay marriages performed in New Paltz, while still preventing village officials from performing more same-sex unions without marriage licenses. WEINER FINED FOR FIA$CO: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28783.htm WASHINGTON � Rep. Anthony Weiner will pay the feds $47,000 to settle a complaint that he broke campaign laws by taking excessive contributions and a $28,000 gift from his parents in the 1998 and 2000 elections. 'TOKEN' JUSTICE FOR CLERK: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28784.htm By DAREH GREGORIAN A Manhattan jury should not have found a sleeping token-booth clerk more responsible than the attackers for a mugging victim's gruesome death, an appeals court ruled yesterday. SLAIN AT SUNRISE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28777.htm By PATRICK GALLAHUE, GREGORY MANGO and PHILIP MESSING Screams of grief rang out in a Brooklyn neighborhood yesterday as a married father of three was gunned down in front of his home as he tried to get into his SUV. FESTIVAL PREZ: WE'RE ON STRAIGHT AND GENNARO: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28785.htm By KATI CORNELL SMITH and ANDY GELLER Little Italy's famed Feast of San Gennaro kicked off last night with strong denials of Mafia involvement. FIRST LADY ON STUMP IN N.J.: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28754.htm First Lady Laura Bush yesterday brought her husband's campaign to New Jersey � a state once thought to be solidly behind John Kerry but now in play, Republicans say. BELOVED GRANDMA KILLED IN FREAK QUEENS CAR CRASH: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28774.htm By HASANI GITTENS A popular Queens grandmother was killed yesterday when a taxi collided with another car, careened into a store, then bounced back into her. W'CHESTER PROBE OF 'MOLEST' PRIEST: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28776.htm The Westchester County District Attorney's Office is investigating whether a former Catholic priest, who long has been accused of molesting children, also sexually abused kids at a treatment center where troubled New York City youths are housed, it was revealed yesterday. HOME HEALTH AIDES LOSING PATIENCE WITH WAGE WAR: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28747.htm The union representing home health aides in the city says more than 2,500 of its workers plan to walk out next week in a dispute over hourly wages with one of the region's largest providers of home health care. A RAIL SOLUTION TO FREIGHT WAIT: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28749.htm Drivers could save an astonishing 53 hours a year in travel time if 25 percent of freight shipments were brought into the city on the rails and not the roads, a new study shows. FUR-GEDDABOUTIT: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28759.htm By LARRY CELONA It's going to be a long, cold, unstylish winter for Mayor Bloomberg's girlfriend � her fur coat was just stolen from an Upper East Side dry cleaner. 'CRADLE ROBBER' LOVER BUSTED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28796.htm By LAURA ITALIANO How's this for a Mexican divorce: Cops interrupted a New Jersey couple's romantic dinner at a beachfront south-of-the-border town yesterday by taking both of them into custody. EX-STAFFERS EYED IN PRINCIPAL SLASH: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28797.htm A Brooklyn public-school principal viciously slashed in the face had been the target of harassing phone calls and vandalism going back two years, law-enforcement sources said. 8 HURT IN 'DWI' HORROR CRASH: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28798.htm By ED ROBINSON AND ZACH HABERMAN A man was busted for drunken driving after two vehicles � one with three kids inside � slammed into each other in a horrific East Harlem car crash that sent eight people to the hospital last night, cops said. VERRAZANO COP SNAGS RAPE SUSPECT: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28788.htm A Staten Island man was arrested early yesterday after a routine traffic stop on the Verrazano Bridge revealed he was wanted in the rape of a 14-year-old girl at an upstate camp, authorities said. TIGER MAN CAGED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28757.htm By LAURA ITALIANO Harlem's infamous "Tiger man" � busted last year for keeping a 450-pound tiger in his housing project apartment � will be wearing stripes in a cage of his own for the next six months. 11G BRIBE RAP IN QNS. BUILD JOB: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28758.htm A Brooklyn building contractor has been charged with bribing the project manager of a state-funded day-care center in Queens with $11,000. RAPPER AIDE IN '94-SLAY BUST: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28790.htm A former bodyguard for rapper Fat Joe was charged yesterday with murdering a teen outside an illegal social club in the South Bronx 10 years ago, sources said. YONKERS HERO HALTS DEAD-DRIVER BUS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28746.htm A Connecticut man is being credited with bringing a runaway bus to a stop in Yonkers after the driver slumped over the wheel during an apparent heart attack. BRAZEN 'KILLER': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28767.htm By ANGELINA CAPPIELLO and KIERAN CROWLEY The wife-beater who fled after allegedly killing his estranged spouse earlier this week was spied brazenly walking around his Long Island town, police said yesterday. BRAVEST, LIFEGUARD SAVE DROWNING DUO: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28780.htm Firefighters and an off-duty lifeguard saved two men caught in rough waters while swimming off Rockaway Beach yesterday, authorities said. HAIL TO BLUE ANGEL SUZIE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28748.htm By STEVE DUNLEAVY POLICE Lt. Denis Magoolaghan filled the door of the muster room at Brooklyn's 75th Precinct yesterday with his big frame. SLAIN COP SALUTED AT WAKE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28789.htm By JOE McGURK and ANDY GELLER Detective Robert Parker was a big man who loved opera, Elvis Presley, Tom Jones and Broadway shows. CHEER-LESS TEEN VS. HS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28769.htm By SELIM ALGAR and MARSHA KRANES A Long Island cheerleader claims she's been bullied and harassed by members of her high school team because she was on a rival baton-twirling squad last year. CRUEL FATE OF PUNK PIONEERS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28770.htm By BILL HOFFMANN With Johnny Ramone's tragic death this week, the Curse of the Ramones continued its cruel legacy in the hard-living world of rock 'n' roll. CITY JOBLESS RATE LOWEST SINCE 9/11: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28745.htm ALBANY � Unemployment rates in New York City have dropped to their lowest levels since the 9/11 terror attacks, state Labor Department data released yesterday shows. JFK COPS SAVE VICTIM OF CORONARY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28763.htm Two Port Authority officers saved a 51-year-old man from dying after he suffered a heart attack in JFK Airport. BUTCHER'S BLOODY JOB: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28786.htm By ERIN CALABRESE and PHILIP MESSING A Washington Heights butcher who believed his estranged wife was cheating on him stabbed her more than 20 times with a boning knife in front of horrified bystanders, police said. HOW COP'S CARD GAME TURNED TRAGIC: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28787.htm By PHILIP MESSING and JENNIFER FERMINO What should have been an evening of socializing over cards and beer ended in tragedy before it began when George Perez was fatally shot by a high-school pal who is a rookie cop, police sources said yesterday. MA STRIVES TO CURE FATAL KID DISEASE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28751.htm By DYLAN FOLEY Jordana Holovach cried tears of anguish after doctors told her that her 6-month-old son, Jacob, wouldn't see his 10th birthday. He was suffering from an incurable and fatal brain disorder called Canavan disease. PEN FOR PERVY EX-POL: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/28752.htm By DENISE BUFFA A judge put a former Brooklyn Democratic Party district leader behind bars for three to six years yesterday for sodomizing a 13-year-old girl while showing her a porno tape. National News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm LATHER OVER RATHER: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28779.htm By DEBORAH ORIN and IAN BISHOP WASHINGTON � The White House yesterday hit back at embattled CBS anchor Dan Rather and advised him to try "reporting the facts" instead of telling President Bush what questions he should answer. DUBIOUS DISS OF DISGRUNTLED DOLT: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28765.htm By DEBORAH ORIN WASHINGTON � Bill Burkett, the man emerging as a likely source for Dan Rather's dubious documents on President Bush, is a disgruntled former member of the Texas National Guard who's been at war with Bush and the Guard for years. KERRY ON THE ATTACK OVER IRAQ: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28775.htm By DEBORAH ORIN WASHINGTON � Democrat John Kerry yesterday charged that President Bush and isn't telling the truth about Iraq � while Bush shot back that Kerry is a waffler who keeps changing his stance on the war. LACI BABY HAS SCOTT IN TEARS: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28760.htm By HOWARD BREUER REDWOOD CITY, Calif. � Scott Peterson wept yesterday as a pathologist explained how the murder suspect's son Conner would have been a normal, healthy baby boy if he had been born. PLAY BY PLAY OF KOBE SEX: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28772.htm FOLLOWING IS AN EDITED TRANSCRIPT OF EAGLE COUNTY SHERIFF'S DETECTIVES DOUG WINTERS AND DAN LOYA'S INTERVIEW WITH KOBE BRYANT THE NIGHT AFTER HE HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER IN HIS COLORADO HOTEL ROOM THAT LED TO RAPE ALLEGATIONS. THE TRANSCRIPT WAS FIRST PUBLISHED BY THE VAIL DAILY, A LOCAL PAPER. IVAN TEES OFF ON THE GULF: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28791.htm By LEONARD GREENE Hurricane Ivan lived up to its deadly hype yesterday by slamming the Gulf Coast with a surge that killed at least 23 people people, launched tornadoes and left 1.4 million homes and businesses, from New Orleans to Pensacola, without power. MOM SAYS JACKO BOY WENT WACKO: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28766.htm By DAVID K. LI SANTA MARIA, Calif. � The boy accusing Michael Jackson of molestation totally changed personalities during a relationship with the Gloved One, and once even shot his mom with a BB gun, according to a TV report. $200 MIL CON GAL JAILED: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/28755.htm By DIANE SCARPONI NEW HAVEN, Conn. � A key operative in Martin Frankel's fraud scheme was sentenced yesterday to four years in prison for helping the Connecticut con man steal $200 million from insurance companies in five states. World News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm TWO TERROR-BACKERS CHARGED: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/28750.htm WASHINGTON � Two men were charged yesterday with providing financial support to terrorists and recruiting terror group members, including one person identified by U.S. authorities as alleged "dirty bomber" Jose Padilla. KOFI BLASTS WAR AS 'ILLEGAL': http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/28773.htm LONDON � Britain, Australia and a former U.S. official, stung by criticism from U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, insisted yesterday that their countries' military action in Iraq was legal. All three governments face elections in the near future and have had to grapple with varying degrees of public disquiet about their decision to wage war against Saddam Hussein. RAIDERS KIDNAP 2 YANKS IN IRAQ: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/28781.htm By NILES LATHEM WASHINGTON � Masked gunmen abducted two Americans and a British citizen from outside their home in a wealthy Baghdad neighborhood yesterday in the latest � and most brazen � kidnapping of foreigners in Iraq. HAPPY ROSH MADONNA: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/28756.htm By URI DAN JERUSALEM � Madonna rang in the Jewish New Year yesterday by immersing herself in six hours of kabbala prayers and song on the first full day of her spiritual journey in Israel. All Horoscopes: http://web1.nypost.com/cgi-bin/horoscope.pl ARIES You will make efforts above and beyond the call of duty today and you will get an amazing amount of work done in a remarkably short amount of time. It's a good thing the weekend is looming because by this time tomorrow, you are going to be need a rest. Don't plan anything too strenuous for Saturday or Sunday! 1-900-990-7810* TAURUS You will be much in demand socially over the next 24 hours, but you will have to choose carefully among the many invitations you receive because you won't have the time - or the energy - to grace each and every one of those events with your presence. Don't feel bad if you have to turn some people down. You have to put your own needs first for a change. 1-900-990-7811* GEMINI You may not be the most patient person in the world, but you will find it easier than usual today to control your emotions. That's just as well because a family or financial matter you thought had been resolved will rear its ugly head and you will have to deal with it all over again. This time, make sure you nail it. 1-900-990-7812* CANCER Saturn in your birth sign receives a helpful aspect from the sun in Virgo today, which in plain and simple language means you will be disciplined, but in an enjoyable way. What you have to do may not be something that you want to do, but if you just approach it in the right frame of mind, it could still be fun - and productive, too. 1-900-990-7813* LEO Honesty is not just the best policy, but the only policy. Today's sun-Saturn link-up indicates that if you do things by the book, you will get the rewards you deserve - but if you cut corners or tell lies to get ahead of your rivals, you will find that your underhanded methods rebound on you in ways you had not expected. 1-900-990-7814* VIRGO You will be intensely practical in everything you do today. While that may be good news for your job, and for money matters and business issues, it may not be quite so good for more personal things such as family relationships and affairs of the heart. Remember, those who love you need to be reminded occasionally that you still care about them. 1-900-990-7815* LIBRA You can sense that it won't be long before your luck begins to turn and you can put into effect all those plans you have been working on in secret these past few months. But you are also advised to be patient and not make your move too soon, especially on the work front, where the longer you bide your time, the bigger the rewards will be. 1-900-990-7816* SCORPIO Some people see doom and gloom no matter where they look, but you don't have to be like them. What happens today will remind you that it is not where you look but how you look that determines the way the world appears to you. Be positive about everything you think, feel and say, and the world will reflect your attitude. 1-900-990-7817* SAGITTARIUS If you have made some kind of promise to an employer or somebody else who occupies a position of authority, then you will be expected to keep that promise today. Don't even think of trying to back out of the deal because even if you are successful, it will do your reputation a great deal of harm. You cannot say one thing and then do another. 1-900-990-7818* CAPRICORN Listen carefully to what a partner or loved one has to tell you today because even if what he says is not what you were hoping to hear, there is a lot of wisdom in his words. You do not have to act on his advice, but if you know what is good for your soul, you will. Don't let pride stand in your way. 1-900-990-7819* AQUARIUS Your devotion to duty has not gone unnoticed, and someone in a position of authority will reward you in some way over the next 24 hours. Money may or may not be involved, but the most important thing is that those you look up to intellectually and professionally are seeing you more as an equal and less as just an employee. 1-900-990-7808* PISCES Even the smallest of efforts will yield major results for you today - so think what you might be able to accomplish with a really big effort! Creatively and romantically, anything is possible for you now, but for best results, you need to be focused, so identify your No. 1 aim and concentrate on that to the exclusion of everything else. Expect great things of yourself. 1-900-990-7809* Sports News: http://web1.nypost.com/sports/sports.shtml STOP PRESSES! METS WIN SERIES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/19542.htm By DAN MARTIN A seven-run first inning helped the Mets do something last night that they hadn't done in nearly a month: They won a series. The Mets' outburst during last night's 9-4 win over the Braves, gave them three victories in the five-game set and allowed them to take a series for the first time since they won 2-of-3 in Colorado Aug. 17-19. BRIGHT LIGHTS AIM AT BRONX: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/19521.htm WELCOME to The Bronx's version of "Friday Night Lights." Texas has its football, we have the best baseball rivalry on Earth. The fourth quarter of the Yankees-Red Sox battle resumes tonight at Yankee Stadium � overtime is scheduled for next month � but while everyone has been mesmerized by the comeback Boston has staged since being 101/2 games behind last month, the Yankees are a changed team, too. IT'LL BE ONE EL OF A BATTLE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/19518.htm IT was about a hunch. Billy Connors, the Yankees' organizational pitching bigwig, watched Orlando Hernandez throw in two South Florida workouts last spring and saw only traces of El Duque's old stuff. Especially missing was any semblance of a fastball. JETS' OL PLANS BLOCK PARTY: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/19524.htm DO the math: If Curtis Martin averages 120 rushing yards over the next 15 games, he will approach 2000. FOR ANGLERS, FALL HAS IT ALL!: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19508.htm THE fall run has begun with blues, bass, porgies and albacore all in the race. A LITTLE GIBBS & TAKE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19533.htm By DAVID BLEZOW AFTER a nip-and-tuck battle with the Bucs, Joe Gibbs will be able to play with his new offensive toys this week against the Giants, who were totally overmatched in Philly. Clinton Portis gives 'Skins a Top 5 runner and opens things up for Laveranues Coles and Rod Gardner. Tiki Barber's 72-yard TD run came way too late to be viewed as a silver lining for Giant offense that can't protect Kurt Warner. LUNDMARK SKATES TO ITALY: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19535.htm By LARRY BROOKS Jamie Lundmark has become the first Ranger to commit to playing in Europe during the NHL lockout. SPEED ON TURF GOES A LONG WAY: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19512.htm By ED FOUNTAINE Six stakes have been carded for upcoming weekend at Big B, with short fields in store. Only five horses (not counting two main-track-onlys) were entered for tomorrow's Belmont Breeders' Cup; five also for Floral Park, and seven for Jerome. Ruffian, Matron and Futurity will be run Sunday. APPLAUSE FOR LIBS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19544.htm By NICK PARISH The Liberty sang their swan song at Radio City Music Hall last night, and solos by Becky Hammon and Elena Baranova kept their playoff hopes alive. GOLDEN PARACHUTE?: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19516.htm By LENN ROBBINS LAS VEGAS � Forty times Oscar De La Hoya climbed into the ring as a professional. Forty times he was favored. Thirty-seven times he won. HAL: PLAY WITH HEART: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19537.htm By MARK CANNIZZARO BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. � Hal Sutton, the U.S. Ryder Cup captain, was so juiced up yesterday he probably should have been suited up in shoulder pads and a helmet. ZIMMER STANDS UP FOR PEDRO THE PLUNKER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19520.htm By MICHAEL MORRISSEY BOSTON � You'd think, given the recent past, Don Zimmer would be the last guy to defend Pedro Martinez. GRETZKY SKATES ON THE COMPANY LINE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19525.htm By MARK EVERSON The dispute comes to a head more quickly this time. Hockey can only hope rescue is accelerated, too, but the life-savers will have to be bold. ALL-STAR OPENING: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19540.htm By MARK CANNIZZARO BLOOMFIELD TWP., Mich. � If you like a good slap in the face with your morning coffee, tune in to today's opening match of the 35th Ryder Cup. ORTIZ SAYS MANNY'S THE MAN FOR MVP: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19510.htm By MICHAEL MORRISSEY BOSTON � If a team has two MVP candidates, the logic goes, it has too many. But Boston's David Ortiz made his concession speech this week, playing the role of the politician who urges his supporters to move on for the sake of the party. SCHILLING SPURS SOX: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19536.htm By MICHAEL MORRISSEY BOSTON � At 6:19 last night, a gigantic rainbow appeared beyond center field at Fenway Park. Tonight the Red Sox continue their fruitless chase for the pot of gold. RED SOX DOWNPLAY BRAWL: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19538.htm By RICH THOMPSON A catcher's mitt to the face in anger doesn't win a baseball game. But a walk-off home run against the best relief pitcher in baseball does. The Red Sox and Yankees will face each other tonight for the first time since the infamous series in late July when a scuffle between Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez along the first base-line instigated a bench-clearing brawl. ASSURED ARROYO PUMPED: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19541.htm By RICH THOMPSON Last Saturday's shutout victory in Seattle was just a tasty appetizer for Red Sox right-hander Bronson Arroyo. RACING TO GET THE CHASE ON: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19515.htm By MIKE FORDE The 10 drivers competing for NASCAR's Nextel Cup Championship raced around New York yesterday on a whirlwind tour that took them from the "Today Show" to "Live with Regis and Kelly," and then back to their midtown hotel. THE ODD COUPLE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19527.htm If not for the Patriots, Dolphins, Giants, Bills, Bears, Rams, Saints, Texans, Chiefs and Panthers, The Odd Couple (Dick Klayman & Peter Tocco) would have had a perfect opening weekend. TIGER'S CHALLENGE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19545.htm BY ANDREW MARCHAND The Michael Jordan of golf is being questioned. In Jordan's early years in Chicago, critics said he could do anything individually - but they wondered whether he could lift a team to greatness. CHARLES PENNING TOME ON RACISM: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19546.htm By ANDREW MARCHANDBy ANDREW MARCHANDBy ANDREW MARCHAND TNT's Charles Barkley is writing a book on racism. "I'm going to get some heat," Barkley said by phone this week. "But I can handle the heat.'' 5 QUESTIONS FOR BOB DAVIE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19547.htm This week, NYP TV Sports' Andrew Marchand spoke with former Notre Dame football coach Bob Davie, now of ESPN. Davie was fired by the Irish after the 2001 season. TERRY BRADSHAW VS. SHANNON SHARPE (WHO HAD BETTER RIPS ON THE GIANTS?): http://www.nypost.com/sports/19548.htm BY ANDREW MARCHAND During his excellent, hard-hitting NFL Today regular-season debut, CBS' Shannon Sharpe said, "Do you know what is worse than the New York Giants' offensive line? The New York Giants' defensive backfield. They are atrocious, for lack of a better word.'' THE FAN'S CORNER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19526.htm By MIKE FORDE While Larry Banker, a former police officer and current Jets season ticket holder, was taking a break from clearing away the wreckage and searching for his best friend on Sept. 12, 2001, a firefighter came up to him. MS. CHARLEEN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19528.htm Not bad for an opening week in the impossible-to-predict NFL. Ms. Charleen only went 7-8-1 against the spread, but she was an impressive 2-0-1 on Best Bets after the Redskins and Chargers stormed to victory and the Pats pushed. As for Week 2: BATTMAN WANTS WEEK 2 REBOUND: http://www.nypost.com/sports/19532.htm BATTMAN made a Coughlin- esque debut in the Bettor's Guide last week, but it's comforting to know there's always someone out there willing to make him look good. Thanks, Dave. BATTMAN: PONSON ALSO RISES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/battman.htm Battman's cold streak continued last night in Flor ida, where the Expos' loss cut the bankroll to 1,215 blaeholders. YANKS, RED SOX READY TO FIGHT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/19530.htm By GEORGE KING It's on! No more wondering what the next chapter in Baseball's Armageddon will deliver. Will Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez give us Round 2? Can A-Rod thrive in the atmosphere he wanted to experience? MULTIPLE CHOICE FOR TORRE ON TONIGHT'S DH: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/19534.htm By GEORGE KING With a day off yesterday to contemplate what to do with the Yankees' DH spot tonight against the Red Sox, Joe Torre had several choices. FLOYD BACKS BAYLOR FOR NEW METS' BOSS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/19543.htm By DAN MARTIN Don Baylor does not want to discuss the possibility of him becoming the Mets manager next year, taking over for his friend, Art Howe. WARNER: SKINS TILT 'HUGE': http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/19523.htm By BRIAN LEWIS With the Giants having lost nine in a row overall � and not having won a home game since last year's opener � it's easy to see why Sunday's tilt vs. Washington is so big. SAFETY FACTOR GIANT CONCERN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/19522.htm By BRIAN LEWIS After recovering from the initial shock of losing veteran safety Omar Stoutmire for the season with a torn ACL, now the Giants have to answer the nagging question of just how to deal with that loss. BACKWARD CHARGE FOR JETS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/19531.htm THE WILDCAT Over the past nine years, The Wildcat's published pigskin forecasts have made a deep impression on the sporting world. Including the 1997-2003 seasons in The Post, Cat's record in print for the period stands at 259-199 (56.6 percent) against the spread. Gossip: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/gossip.htm : http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm LOBSTERS TO FURLONG: TANKS By Richard Johnson SOME people get arrested for a cause � Edward Furlong just got busted for some claws. : http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm NEW LLOYD WEBBER SURE TO BE A WINNER By Cindy Adams LONDON � Andrew Lloyd Webber's new production premiered here last night. Everything about the evening was unconventional. Lloyd Webber sported a tieless, open-collar magenta sport shirt. No jacket. The Palace Theatre, being Victorian, is upstairs, downstairs, around stairs, unair-conditioned but wines and spirits may be sipped at your seat. The show's star is so hidden behind clown makeup and fat suit that for the first 20 minutes you don't know it's Michael Crawford. : http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/liz.htm 'DALLAS,' THE MOVIE By Liz Smith 'JOAN OF Arc would be a drunk if she were married to you!" said Sue Ellen to J.R. Ewing on the vintage TV series "Dallas." Weather: http://weather.nypost.com NEW YORK , NY Get the extended forcast here from the New York Post.: http://weather.nypost.com Traffic: http://traffic.nypost.com/ metrocommute HeadlineNassau County Overnight Construction on LIE EB btwn Exit 33 & Exit 40; 11PM-6AMThere is overnight construction closing all lanes on the eastbound Long Island Expressway/I-495 between Exit 33 - Lakeville Road and Exit 40 - Jericho Turnpike from 11PM to 6AM metrocommute Special EventNew Jersey Sesame Street Live - Elmos Coloring Book @ Continental Airlines ArenaSesame Street Live "Elmo's Coloring Book" at the Continental Airlines Arena from Sep. 16 to Sep. 19. Expect delays on the Garden State Parkway, Route 34, 35, 36 and 520. Before and after the event. Doors will open around 2 hours before show. Please arrive early due to new security checks. Manhattan Ricardo Montaner & Franco De Vita @ Theater at Madison Square GardenRicardo Montaner & Franco De Vita on Musi Kellogg's Tour 2004 at Theater at Madison Square Garden on Sep 18 at 8PM.Expect extra traffic on 7th Avenue., 8th Avenue, and in the west 30s, starting about 6pm, and after the event around 11pm. *Make sure to get there early due to security measures* New Jersey New York Giants vs. Washington Redskins @ Giants Stadium @ 1PMNew York Giants vs. Washington Redskins Giants Stadium, Sep. 19 at 1PM. Look for heavy traffic to build on the western spur of the NJ Turnpike, Route 3, Route 17, and Route 120, starting around 11AM. Look for lots of extra traffic and delays when the game ends at about 5PM. Please allow extra travel time due to new security procedures at the stadium parking lots and stadium entrances. Manhattan Gloria Estefan @ Madison Square Garden at 8PMGloria Estefan on her Re-Wrapped tour Sep. 21 starting at 8pm. Expect extra traffic on 7th Avenue., 8th Avenue, and in the west 30s, starting about 6pm, and after the event around 11pm. *Make sure to get there early due to security measures* Manhattan A Final Evening with Phil Collins @ Madison Square Garden @ 6 PMA Final Evening with Phil Collins at Madison Square Garden, beginning at 7 PM. Sep. 17-18 Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 8th Ave., and in the west 30s, especially at 5 PM, after the event at about 11PM Nassau County Home Improvement & Remodeling Expo @ Nassau Coliseum Expo Center @ Sep 17-19Home Improvement & Remodeling Expo at Nassua Coliseum Expo Center, Sep 17-19. Expect some extra traffic on the Long Island Expressway, Southern State Parkway, Northern State Parkway, Meadowbrook Parkway and NY 24 Hempstead Turnpike, starting before event and again after event. *Please arrive early due to new security measures. The Expo Center is located in the Lower Lobby. Nassau County Welcome Back Concert - MA$E & Friends @ Nassau Coliseum @ 7:30PMWelcome Back Concert - "MA$E" & Friends at Nassau Coliseum on Sep. 25th, 2004 7:30pm. Expect some extra traffic on the Long Island Expressway, Southern State Parkway, Northern State Parkway, Meadowbrook Parkway and NY 24 Hempstead Turnpike, starting around 5 pm for the evening event and again after starting at 11:30 pm.*Please arrive early due to new security measures. Manhattan Mulberry Street Pedestrian Mall till October 11, 2004Mulberry Street Pedestrian Mall through October 11, 2004. Mulberry Street between Canal Street and Broome Street: This street will be closed Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11am to 10pm. Manhattan All Access Tour @ Madison Square GardenMadison Square Garden�s� All Access Tour allows fans to get an insider�s view of the inner-workings of The World�s Most Famous Arena�, providing them with little-known information and rarely seen viewpoints on the legendary showplace. Visitors taking part in the �All Access� one hour tour become a part of one of the busiest and most exciting sports and entertainment facilities in the world and are treated to a host of unique experiences. Visit the Knicks, Rangers and Liberty locker rooms; tour backstage of the Theater at Madison Square Garden; go inside the Star dressing rooms; learn how a basketball court becomes a sheet of ice; witness all the seldom seen build-up to a live event � players practicing, performers in production, casts in rehearsal or crews staging events! You�ll never know what you�ll see on the All Access Tour. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 8th Ave., and in the west 30s Bronx Yankees vs Red Soxs @ Yankee StadiumThe best rivalry in baseball comes to the Bronx this weekend as the New York Yankees host the Boston Red Soxs at Yankee Stadium. Expect very heavy delays on the Major Deegan, Cross Bronx Expressways, Harlem River Drive, Willis Avenue Bridge, George Washington Bridge, Triboro Bridge, Throgs Neck Bridge, Whitestone Bridge, Lincoln and Holland Tunnels starting at about 3 hours before and, then again, after the game. It's an especially good time to consider using the , or trains to the Stadium. Manhattan New York Liberty @ Radio City Music HallNew York Liberty will be taken on the:Connecticut Sun on 9/10San Antonio Starzz on 9/12Indiana Fever on 9/16Washington Mystics on 9/19at the Radio City Music Hall. Expect very heavy traffic on 7th Ave., 8th Ave., and in the west 30s and 40's, especially 2 hours before and after the event.*Please arrive really early due to new security checks* Business News: http://web1.nypost.com/business/business.htm : http://www.nypost.com/business/28739.htm ICE AGE COMETH By PAUL THARP With the NHL season shut down abruptly this week by team owners in a desperate cost-cutting move, experts fear the deepening turmoil could also shut down several teams permanently by next year. It's the second blackout in the sport following a 103-day lockout in 1994. A consultant to team owners believes the league of 30 teams could implode in the labor deadlock. CABLEVISION CUTS ITS LOSSES: http://www.nypost.com/business/28740.htm By PAUL THARP The owners of the perennially money-losing Rangers hockey team are going to plug up a big red-ink hole with the National Hockey League shutdown of the season. WAR OF WORDS OVER MEMOIR: http://www.nypost.com/business/kelly.htm By KEITH J. KELLY DAVE Itzkoff, author of "Lads, A Memoir of Manhood" better hope the book thing works out. SEC PROBING FUND IN MCI BANKRUPTCY CASE: http://www.nypost.com/business/28715.htm MCI Inc. said yesterday a federal probe into the WorldCom bankruptcy was focused on one former member of the creditors' committee that oversaw the company's emergence from the largest U.S. bankruptcy. BIZ WEEK OFFERS SECOND AUDIT: http://www.nypost.com/business/28734.htm By TIM ARANGO As circulation scandals continue to roil the publishing industry, Business Week magazine has taken the unusual step of offering advertisers a second circulation audit. SCHWAB TRADING FALLS: http://www.nypost.com/business/28714.htm Charles Schwab Corp., the biggest discount brokerage, said daily trading by customers fell 11 percent in August from July. HEDGE FUNDS TO SEC: WHO MADE YOU BOSS?: http://www.nypost.com/business/28732.htm By JENNY ANDERSON A powerful association of hedge funds fired another shot in its battle against government regulation. FED HIKE LIKELY DESPITE RALLIES: http://www.nypost.com/business/28735.htm By SUZANNE McGEE Mild inflation or full-blown boom, it doesn't matter: Federal Reserve policy makers are going to boost rates at their meeting next week. COURT CUTS M'SOFT FEES: http://www.nypost.com/business/28741.htm SEATTLE-A San Francisco judge ordered Microsoft Corp. to pay lawyers involved in its $1.1 billion class action settlement $100 million in legal fees, less than half of the original fees they requested, company officials said yesterday. SHARES OF TOPLESS CLUB GET N.Y. LIFT: http://www.nypost.com/business/28743.htm By PAUL THARP The only publicly traded chain of topless and swinger's clubs is expanding into Manhattan with the acquisition of a topless bar near Madison Square Garden. OIL, METALS GIVE NYMEX REASON FOR GLOBAL MOVE: http://www.nypost.com/business/28700.htm By ROBERTA C. YAFIE The red-hot oil and commodities markets are pushing the New York Mercantile Exchange to take its franchise global, its top executives told The Post. KEEP AIR PENSIONS: NOW: http://www.nypost.com/business/28711.htm U.S. airlines must meet their commitments to fund and pay pensions for their employees, Treasury Secretary John Snow said. UNITED CUTS MORE COSTS: http://www.nypost.com/business/28712.htm UAL Corp.'s United Airlines, the world's second-largest carrier, plans job cuts and other cost reductions totaling $655 million, a 4.8 percent increase from its earlier goal, Chief Executive Glenn Tilton said. LAWYER ACCUSED OF OKING LATE TRADING: http://www.nypost.com/business/28723.htm Two former Brean Murray & Co. officers, under investigation for late mutual-fund trading, sued an attorney who allegedly advised them that such transactions were proper. Real Estate: http://web1.nypost.com/realestate/index.htm JEMB'S CHALME STARTS NEW FIRM: http://www.nypost.com/realestate/30281.htm By STEVE CUOZZO Raymond Chalme, a partner in Morris Bailey's JEMB Realty and a driving force behind the deal that brought the Millennium High School to 75 Broad St., is branching out with a new acquisition-and-management company. SHELL OF A DEAL: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19394.htm By LISA KEYS When Rachel Ehrlich saw the brick row house her husband wanted to buy, her reaction was one of shock - and disgust. WE FIND THE COOLEST ITEMS AT THE NEW MANHATTAN SUPERSTORE: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19393.htm By ADAM BONISLAWSKI Home Depot has descended on Manhattan, and Gotham's generally jaded residents are greeting its arrival with an enthusiasm frighteningly reminiscent of a suburban town celebrating the opening of a new mega-mall. How can you blame them? 50% OFF FOR COPS: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19395.htm By Dakota Smith There are a lot of downsides to being a cop, but housing isn't one of them. If you're willing to live in a borderline neighborhood, the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) will help you buy a house for half price. How does a three-bedroom, two-bath in Flatbush for $110,000 sound? (It needs some work.) Or how about a three-bedroom in South Ozone Park for $102,500? END RENT: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19396.htm By KATHERINE DYKSTRA LIVING in a rent-stabilized apartment? Listen up. If you think the rent you pay seems exorbitant, you might be right. FRESH CHINTZ: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19397.htm BY BRADEN KEIL The sprawling Village townhouse that actor Will Smith has recently vacated after a five-month rental is now on the market for sale. ARCHITECTS BEHIND LOCAL HOT SPOTS BRING IT HOME: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19400.htm By KATHERINE DYKSTRA Matthew and Madonna Badger met with several residential architects about the renovation of their West Village loft before they had their Eureka moment. Who says you have to go with a residential architect? MY NEW HOME: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19399.htm By LISA KEYS NEW BACHELOR RETURNS TO CITY SEARCH TIME: five months WHAT HE BOUGHT: 680-square-foot condo with Chrysler Building views, $550,000 For two years, John Chappell had been living in a townhouse in northern Westchester, commuting 11/2 hours each way to his job as an equity research analyst in the city. HOUSES OF THE WEEK: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19385.htm Jamesport. L.I. $925,000This North Fork condo seems like a chance to get million-dollar East End amenities without quite cracking seven figures. Ownership of this two-bedroom, two-plus- bath frame house (with its own private deck and water views) includes access to a private beach, pool, tennis courts and the community clubhouse and fitness center. Agents: Jim and Eileen Tonsmeire, Prudential Douglas Elliman, (631) 765-5005, ext. 217. JUST SOLD!: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/19398.htm Manhattan CENTRAL PARK WEST $826,500 382 Central Park West Two-bedroom, two-bath condo, 1,150 square feet, with balcony, walk-in closets, through-the-wall a/c, dining area and city/park views from northern and western exposures; Olmstead building features 24-hour doorman, elevator, laundry, playroom, playground, music rehearsal room, gym, dance studio, bike room, and private storage. Common charges $528.54, taxes $219. Asking price $725,000, on market three weeks. (Brokers: Bettina Nelson and George Nelson, the Corcoran Group and Milton Elbogen, Manhattan Apartments) REALTY PLAYERS WAX OPTIMISTIC: http://www.nypost.com/realestate//realestate/30007.htm By STEVE CUOZZO THE city's real estate players return from their summer holidays this week more optimistic than they have been in three years. Entertainment: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/entertainment.htm 2ND ROUND FOR NAOMI ACCUSER: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28764.htm By CARL CAMPANILE Combative model-actress Naomi Campbell's alleged abuse of a domestic worker will be aired in Manhattan federal court. A GAY ROMP: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28713.htm By FRANK SCHECK IT'S fitting that "The Ethel Merman Disco Album" � a piece of musical kitsch beloved by the gay community � provides the musical kick-off for "Us," in which Tim Miller purports to prove that all Broadway musicals are essentially gay. NO 'WOMAN' OF DISTINCTION: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28725.htm By MICHAEL RIEDEL LONDON � Has Andrew Lloyd Webber, who hasn't had a hit since "The Phantom of the Opera" in 1988, climbed back on top with his new musical, "The Woman in White"? THE PHIL IS GONE: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28718.htm By DAN AQUILANTE WHETHER it's time for tears or jeers depends on whether you love or loathe Phil Col lins. HARMONIOUS RETURN OF THE TRASHCAN SINATRAS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28731.htm By MARY HUHN THE Trashcan Sinatras, a quintet from Glas gow, were always cult favorites, but no one wanted them to go the cult route � that is, produce some monumental albums and then disappear. TOM ARNOLD REAL-LIFE SITCOM: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28698.htm TOM Arnold, the co-host of Fox Sports Net work's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period," is set to return to sitcom with a show loosely based on his experience as stepfather to Roseanne's three children. TOSSES GOV POT POTATO: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28710.htm By MICHAEL STARR MONTEL Williams, who's in Year Five of his battle against multiple sclerosis, has moved his now-trademark campaign for legal, medicinal pot to Albany. THE STARR REPORT: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28792.htm By MICHAEL STARR It's their 'MAD' world "MADtv" opens its 10th sea son tomorrow on Fox (11 p.m./Ch. 5) � a feat no one imagined possible when the show launched back in Octo ber 1995 as an alternative to "Saturday Night Live." COUNTING THE 'MINUTES': http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28793.htm By ADAM BUCKMAN DON'T blame us old codgers at "60 Minutes." That's the word from some who work at the venerable old CBS News show - the one that airs Sunday nights - who have been quietly calling some members of the media to make sure their show doesn't get tarnished by the Texas National Guard document scandal that has erupted at the other "60 Minutes" - the one on Wednesday nights. HBO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 'FAMILY': http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28794.htm By LINDA STASI HERE are a couple of ideas for new TV reality shows: the cameras follow an African-American family who are welfare-grubbing drug dealers with lots of children out of wedlock. Fun, huh? ANOTHER MILESTONE FOR 'J'PARDY' KEN: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/28795.htm 'Jeopardy!" champ Ken Jennings has shattered the record for the longest TV game show winning streak. Movie Reviews: http://web1.nypost.com/movies/movies.htm FLIGHT OF FANCY: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28721.htm By LOU LUMENICK SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW THE ghosts of Hollywood past - and future - collide to often stunning effect in "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow,'' a breathtakingly beautiful sci-fi adventure. Kerry Conran's auspicious debut as a writer-director is the very first film in which the stars - Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow as a flying ace and a reporter out to stop a megalomaniac bent on destroying the world - act entirely against computer-generated backgrounds. SCI-FI EYE CANDY: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28720.htm By LOU LUMENICK GHOST IN THE SHELL 2: INNOCENCESOME advice: Don't even bother trying to figure out what's going on in "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" � just sit back and enjoy the lush, trippy visuals in Japanese animator Mamouri Oshii's follow-up to his 1995 sci-fi hit. CELLULOID BOUQUET TO THE MOVIES: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28727.htm By V.A. MUSETTO GOODBYE, DRAGON INN 'GOODBYE, Dragon Inn" is a loving trib ute to cinema by Tsai Ming-liang, one of Taiwan's most accomplished and popular directors. THREE'S A 'CLOUD': http://www.nypost.com/movies/28730.htm By MEGAN LEHMANN HEAD IN THE CLOUDSCHARLIZE Theron and her real-life beau Stuart Towns end must have had fun making the wartime romance "Head in the Clouds." 'LOCH' MOCK DOC OFF THE DEEP END: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28716.htm By V.A. MUSETTO INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS WERNER Herzog, the German au teur who teamed with madman Klaus Kinski in movies like "Fitzcarraldo," goofs on himself in the clever and amusing mockumentary "Incident at Loch Ness." BERNIE'S GAME: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28717.htm By LOU LUMENICK MR. 3000BERNIE Mac knocks it out of the park as an arrogant former su perstar in "Mr. 3000," a surprisingly edgy comedy that presents perhaps Hollywood's least flattering portrait ever of Major League Baseball. PAINFUL, HARSH 'TRUTH': http://www.nypost.com/movies/28728.htm By LOU LUMENICK PARTICLES OF TRUTH 'PARTICLES of Truth" is one of those painfully earn est � and pretentious � little indies in which a pair of emotional cripples neatly resolve all of their problems within 48 hours of meeting each other. HIGHLY POLISHED: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28729.htm By MEGAN LEHMANN SILVER CITYINDIE auteur John Sayles has bitten off a lot with his sprawling political satire "Silver City." COURTING FEEL-GOOD FANS: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28722.htm By LOU LUMENICK WIMBLEDONAN ultra-predictable if essentially painless romantic comedy with Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst, "Wimbledon" might be more accurately titled "40 Love Actually." WWII WIFE'S TALE: http://www.nypost.com/movies/28726.htm ZELARY 'INSPIRED by actual events," the Czech tearjerker "Zelary" takes us back to World War II. Eliska (Ana Geislerova) is a Resistance fighter forced to flee Prague and the Nazis for a picture-postcard village called Zelary. Lifestyle: http://web1.nypost.com/living/living.htm HAMPTONS DIARY: http://www.nypost.com/living/30025.htm PLEASURE and fun were doubled over the Labor Day weekend when the Olsen Twins visited the South Fork. Lottery Results: http://web1.nypost.com/lottery/lottery.htm NEW YORK Midday Numbers Thu.: 257 Midday Win-4 Thu.: 0127 Evening Numbers Thu.: 484 Evening Win-4 Thu.: 9550 Pick-10 Thu.: 4, 6, 14, 20, 22, 24, 26, 34, 39, 40, 42, 43, 44, 52, 53, 55, 71, 73, 74, 78 Take-5 Thu.: 4, 20, 23, 29, 36 OAS_AD('Middle'); //--> NEW JERSEY Pick-3 Thu.: 010; Pick-4 Thu.: 8676 Cash-5 Thu.: 12, 15, 20, 29, 34 Pick-6 Thu.: 7, 9, 19, 23, 28, 48 CONNECTICUT Play-3 Thu.: 956; Play-4 Thu.: 4186 Cash-5 Thu.: 1, 3, 9, 10, 11 Opinion: http://web1.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/opedcolumnists.htm THE MUDDLE IN IRAQ: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/28708.htm By RALPH PETERS FIGHTING terror is like fighting a fire. It's easiest in the early stages, before the flames spread. But if you sit idly by, hoping that the fire will burn itself out, you're likely to find yourself up against an inferno. WHY SHAKEUP WON'T SAVE KERRY: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/28733.htm By DICK MORRIS JOHN Kerry's recent shakeup of his campaign illus trates his larger problem: He is playing a simple game of checkers, while President Bush is playing a subtle game of chess. PROZAC PARENTING: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/28738.htm By ARNOLD AHLERT FEDERAL health experts are completely missing the point in calling for "stronger warning labels" on anti-depressants administered to children. They should be studying why Americans are so eager to hand control of their children's lives to the therapeutic community. Celebrity Photos: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/index.htm : http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/09132004/photo01.htm September 13th:Celebrities at Fashion Week...: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/09132004/photo01.htm Movie News: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/movies/news/news.htm News, Sept. 14: ''You're fired'' Tops TV Buzzwords, Kutcher's Dolce Restaurant Burglarized, Traffic Charges Against Givens Dismi Guylaine Cadorette -- Hollywood.com Staff ''You're fired!'' tops TV buzzwords Donald Trump's boardroom slogan ''You're fired!'' from his hit reality show The Apprentice has become TV's most popular catchphrase. Style: http://web1.nypost.com/style/style.htm FASHION BUZZ: http://www.nypost.com/style/28622.htm By LISA MARSH CALVIN KLEIN is either a fan of reality television or shares a barber with Victoria Gotti's sons. LOOKS LIKE LIZ HAS EYE ON BIZ: http://www.nypost.com/style/28624.htm By ORLA HEALY Is Liz Hurley thinking about taming her sex-kitten image? 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