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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26583.3.1698058 September 22, 2004 *Finkel's Fine* A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. But, I don't want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or worse. I want to know all the information from top to bottom, from A to Y !' The voice on the other end of the line said, "That's a very unusual request....What is the patient's name and room number ? " She said, 'Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information about Sarah Finkel, in Room 302.' He said, 'Finkel, Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg, Farber, Finkel. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock.' The woman said, 'Thank Goodness! That's wonderful! Oh, thank goodness! Her test came back normal, she's getting off the heart machine in a couple of hours you say. Oh! that's fantastic, darling! And she is being released tomorrow at twelve o'clock! I'm so happy to hear that! . . . That's wonderful news!' The man on the phone said, 'From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!' She said, 'What close family or friend? I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen my doctor tells me nothing." *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* �Fire Fighting� http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw529 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * Earn your degree online from Grand Canyon University. We emphasize academic excellence in a Christian environment. You�ll receive faithful, personal attention from caring faculty. Grand Canyon University education will engage and enrich your mind, heart and spirit. Contact us today! http://l.salemweb.net/gcu0804/ymml/092204/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26583.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26583.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright � 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don�t be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
