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----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- 18 Of The Best Bumper Stickers This week's free featured fun page is our collection of the best bumper stickers on the road today. Some are classics, some are new - all are hysterical! Have a look - have a laugh - pass it along to a friend. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp84 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. FUN PAGE See It To Believe It Looks like these guys made a pretty big error in a BIG way! Let's hope they learned their lesson for next time. Check out our featured fun page for a quick laugh you can pass along to your favorite teacher! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp83 ">Click Here</a> Visit our website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Quickies What is the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? - One less drunk. How do you get Holy Water? - You boil the hell out of it! Q. Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of muesli? A. He was dragged under by a strong currant. 3. Sport Preferences After a 2-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Work-At-Home Directory Earn a second income or start a new career. * You pick the hours * You choose the home employment opportunities that interest you * Brand new directory. * It's fast and easy. * Over 175 exciting opportunities. * Work for one or several. Start today! Get the 2004-2005 Prime's Work at Home Directory for FREE (small s&h fee). <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=ppi90 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! If you'd like to see YOUR favorite joke in print, click the link below: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf462 ">Click Here</a> Be sure to include your name, city, and state! Live, Love, Laugh, Susan Derby : : : : : : : : : : EDITOR'S NOTE : : : : : : : : : : How Is Martha Stewart Living? While Martha Stewart starts her puny five-month prison stay, we are busy envisioning what it would be like for her in jail. Plus we have a great list of things she can do to keep her famous homemaking skills sharp. You'll love this funny list - and pass it along to share the smiles! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf863 ">Click Here</a> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://www.popularliving.com/j/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf839 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf840 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://bd.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=amptb082604044 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) Postal Address: 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. *mf jok 092304 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf*
