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KNICKS NIXED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34521.htm
 By PHIL MUSHNICK  and ANDREW MARCHAND
      A battle between two cable giants may leave millions of Knicks fans in 
the dark.

5 TEENS  BUSTED IN  TURKEY  'PRANK'  THAT KO'D  DRIVER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34484.htm
 By KIERAN CROWLEY, SELIM ALGAR and DAN MANGAN
 Five Long Island teens who nearly killed a woman in a prank gone bad were 
arrested yesterday for throwing a 20-pound turkey through her windshield as she 
drove past their car , Suffolk County cops said.

INSIDE SEXTORTION BID: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34524.htm
 By JEANE MacINTOSH     and TODD VENEZIA
 Accused blackmailer Derrick Mosley stooped so low in his bid to use an alleged 
sex tape to extort the family of Gary Sheffield that he e-mailed the slugger's 
wife and the Yankees' management, an FBI agent testified yesterday.

REMADE MEN: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34530.htm
 By CARL CAMPANILE
                                                                     A New 
Jersey-based Mafia family flunked out of mob school.     The late Gambino boss 
John Gotti ordered the DeCavalcante family to repeat their inductions of "made" 
members because they failed to follow the rules during the original ceremonies 
� and considered them invalid.

POL PANEL FLOATS BID TO  UP S.I. FERRY SERVICE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34485.htm
 By FRANKIE EDOZIEN
        A City Council panel yesterday approved a bill that would mandate 
increased service on the Staten Island Ferry at nights, weekends and the during 
the morning rush hour.

DA GETS MORE 'MILEAGE' BY  NAILING NEW RAP ON NORMAN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34494.htm
 By DENISE BUFFA
          Prosecutors revealed yesterday they're planning to slam Brooklyn 
Democratic leader Clarence Norman with more criminal charges.

STATE PROMOTED BRO  OF 'FREE GUY' HONCHO: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34511.htm
 By FREDRIC U. DICKER   and DAVID SEIFMAN
       The Pataki administration promoted the brother of Raul Russi � who 
headed the scandal-scarred panel that let former Sen. Guy Velella out of jail 
early � three days before Velella entered Rikers Island, The Post has learned.

'MY DAUGHTER'S A GOOD GIRL': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34523.htm
                 Gary Sheffield's wife never had three-way sex with another 
woman � and never knowingly made a kinky video with her ex-boyfriend R. Kelly, 
a spokeswoman for the family said.

CELEBRITY JURORS HONORED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34510.htm
                 It was what state Attorney General Eliot Spitzer called "a 
typical day" for Manhattan courts, as he and a galaxy of stars � including 
Sarah Jessica Parker, Barbara Walters and Rudy Giuliani � were recognized for 
serving jury duty.

TALENT AGENT IN KID-RAPE RAP: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34482.htm
                 A shady Manhattan "talent manager" with an appetite for young 
girls was charged with rape and sexual abuse yesterday after promising wealth 
and fame to a 14-year-old, auditioning her on his casting couch � and 
delivering nothing, police said yesterday.

86% OF CITY  HIGH SCHOOLS  NOT 'DESIRED': 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34519.htm
 By DAVID ANDREATTA
  Calling the city high school application process a "supply-and-demand 
crisis," Schools Chancellor Joel Klein said yesterday that 86 percent of high 
schools are less than desirable to middle-school students.

EXPANSION POST-PONED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34525.htm
 By KENNETH LOVETT
     ALBANY � The Legislature yesterday abruptly postponed a vote on a measure 
to expand the U.N. headquarters after a lawmaker fumed that the world body 
doesn't deserve help because it is "corrupt, ineffective and a drain on New 
York City resources."

9/11 MERCY BID: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34505.htm
 By STEFAN C. FRIEDMAN
      The family members of 9/11 victims living in New York City without legal 
immigrant status should be allowed to stay, Mayor Bloomberg said in a letter 
yesterday to President Bush.

VENDORS  RIP 'FINE'  DINING: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34526.htm
 By STEPHANIE GASKELL
       We're not going to take it anymore.     That was the message at a public 
hearing last night where more than 100 food vendors told city officials to stop 
levying hefty fines.

GOV PUSHES TOUGH DWI LAW: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34501.htm
                 ALBANY � With the parents of two young DWI victims looking on, 
Gov. Pataki vowed to toughen drunken-driving laws with a bill named after a boy 
who was fatally mowed down.

NEW RAGE  OVER NETS  ARENA PLAN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34503.htm
 By PATRICK GALLAHUE
       A controversial proposal for an NBA arena in Brooklyn incited a revolt 
by community board members against their leaders yesterday, amid claims the 
honchos are stifling opponents of developer Bruce Ratner's plan.

PROBATION FOR  'SUICIDE' JUDGE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34517.htm
                 A former judge was sentenced to five years probation yesterday 
for a botched suicide-by-stove attempt in his Manhattan apartment that injured 
eight of his neighbors.

GREEN LIGHT FOR  BRYANT PK. USERS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34490.htm
                 Walking to Bryant Park has gotten a lot safer.     The city 
has installed a traffic light and pedestrian walkway on 42nd Street between 
Fifth and Sixth avenues to curb jaywalkers on their way to the park.

DOOR CRASH  KILLS BIKE  MESSENGER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34529.htm
 By JOHN DOYLE,       PHILIP MESSING      and CLEMENTE LISI
       A bicycle messenger was killed instantly in Midtown yesterday when he 
rode into a truck's open door and was knocked to the pavement, police said.

LITERARY LION 'RENEWAL': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34480.htm
                 The lions guarding the steps of the Fifth Avenue library got 
all spruced up yesterday as the world-famous facility roared with pride about 
big news.

TECH IT OUT: NEW  CITY LAB UNVEILED: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34499.htm
              The city plans to turn 4.5 acres of prime waterfront on the East 
River into a cutting-edge biotech center, Mayor Bloomberg announced yesterday.

500,000 NEW YORKERS BUTT OUT: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34506.htm
              Half-a-million New Yorkers went cold turkey yesterday � and 
anti-smoking groups celebrated by destroying 6,000 packs of cigarettes.

REEFER  RING  NAILED: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34513.htm
 By ALEX GINSBERG
      A multimillion-dollar international marijuana ring was up in smoke after 
customs investigators busted 22 alleged dealers, mules and money launderers, 
officials said yesterday.

DNA YIELDS SLAY RAP IN ONSTAR CASE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34522.htm
 By LARRY CELONA      and ANDY GELLER
         A Brooklyn ex-con, nabbed with the aid of a satellite tracking device, 
was charged yesterday in the brutal slaying of his boss in September, 
authorities said.

FLATBUSH DESIGNER BUSTED IN RAPE TRY: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34502.htm
 By HASANI GITTENS
        A Flatbush designer of sexy clothing is accused of fondling and 
sexually assaulting one of his client/models, law enforcement sources said 
yesterday.

ID HUNT FOR GAL RUN DOWN IN VILLAGE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34514.htm
 By JAMIE SCHRAM
         St. Vincent's Hospital yesterday asked for the public's help in 
identifying a young woman fighting for her life after being hit by a pickup 
truck in Greenwich Village.

CLERK SHOT IN HOLDUP MISFIRE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34507.htm
              Two masked robbers shot a Brooklyn grocery clerk early yesterday, 
then fled after cleaning out the store's cash register, police said.

WATER GUY 'AT TROUGH': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34516.htm
 By STEFAN C. FRIEDMAN
         A veteran city water inspector has been arrested for soliciting bribes 
in exchange for letting violators off the hook, the city's Department of 
Investigation announced yesterday.

WOMAN DIES  IN APT. BLAZE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34518.htm
                                                                              A 
portable electric heater caused a blaze inside a cluttered East Harlem 
apartment yesterday that claimed the life of a 52-year-old woman, authorities 
said.

FORBES SALUTE FOR MURDOCH: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34527.htm
                 News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch was honored last night with 
the first annual B.C. Forbes Award, named after the founder of Forbes magazine.

GIFF JOINS  THE TEAM: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34504.htm
 By FRANKIE EDOZIEN
       Mayor Bloomberg is now counting Council Speaker Gifford Miller as yet 
another supporter of his West Side development plan, even though Miller opposes 
borrowing money to build a new stadium for the Jets.

THUG HUBBY  BALLISTIC IN  COURTROOM: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34531.htm
 By ALEX GINSBERG
                                                         A Queens house 
painter, on trial for allegedly trying to have his wife rubbed out, flew into a 
rage yesterday after a jailhouse snitch testified that the defendant drew a map 
to guide the hit man to the right house.

'FANTASY' RAPE SENTENCE STICKS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34481.htm
                                                                                
              A man who used the Internet to set up the attempted "fantasy" 
rapes of two women will begin his sentence as planned, a New Jersey appeals 
court ruled.

MTA STASHES AWAY $200M: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34489.htm
                 The MTA yesterday ignored pleas from riders to use some of its 
surplus funds to avoid fare and toll hikes next year � and instead defended a 
plan to roll over $200 million into a rainy-day fund.

2 HELD  IN RAP  SLAY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34515.htm
 By KATI CORNELL SMITH
                                       The feds have busted a Queens couple in 
the 2001 slaying of fledgling rapper E-Money Bags � the first murder charges 
filed in the sweeping probe of hip-hop music label Murder Inc.

3,000 MOURNERS  AT ODB'S FUNERAL: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34528.htm
 By HOWARD BREUER
       Nearly 3,000 mourners � including pop diva Mariah Carey � filled a 
Brooklyn church yesterday for a funeral service for hip-hop clown prince 
Russell Tyrone Jones, better known as Ol' Dirty Bastard.

National News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

HUNTING CROW: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34520.htm
 By DAREH GREGORIAN
  "All I want is Sheryl."     That's what the ex-Navy man accused of stalking 
rocker Sheryl Crow said when asked if he wanted any food after he was busted 
for sneaking backstage at one of her shows last year, a cop testified yesterday.

MORE HOLIDAY  FEASTERS QUIT  OLD TURKEY: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34491.htm
                 Americans are flipping the traditional Thanksgiving turkey the 
bird.

BUBBA RAINS SUPREME: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34512.htm
 By VINCENT MORRIS
  WASHINGTON � Bill Clinton savored warm tributes from three presidents at his 
library dedication yesterday, while he tipped his hat to wife Hillary � whom he 
called the family member with the real power.

POWELL IS GOING OUT AS MR. POPULARITY: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34487.htm
 By IAN BISHOP
           WASHINGTON � Outgoing Secretary of State Colin Powell is by far the 
most popular figure in the Bush administration, a new poll shows.

FANS WANT LIGHTS OUT ON MOVIE ADS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34509.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
 Moviegoers give a big thumbs-down to commercials shown in theaters � and many 
are expressing their displeasure by staying home.

FOOD CHAIN  'SAFE' FROM  MAD COW: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34496.htm
                 WASHINGTON � A second case of mad cow disease may have turned 
up in the United States but meat from the suspect animal has not entered the 
food chain, Agriculture Department officials said yesterday.

THE LINE KINGS: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/34508.htm
 By RITA DELFINER
  Frankly, my dear, there are many unforgettable movie lines out there � and 
now they're ready for their close-up.

World News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

SADDAM  'BANKED'  ON FRAUD: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/34486.htm
 By NILES LATHEM
         WASHINGTON � Saddam Hussein laundered illegal profits from the U.N. 
oil-for-food program through as many as 2,400 bank accounts, according to new 
information obtained by investigators.

IRAN NUKES 'CLOSER' THAN THOUGHT: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/34493.htm
                 WASHINGTON � Some disturbing revelations that Iran is trying 
to adapt its advanced ballistic missiles to carry nuclear warheads could mean 
that the fanatical Islamic nation is far closer to becoming a nuclear power 
than had been originally believed, experts said yesterday.

FALLUJAH HQ EMPTY: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/34497.htm
                    BAGHDAD � U.S. troops sweeping through Fallujah yesterday 
said they believe they have found the suspected command center of the rebel 
group headed by terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

MARINE SENT HOME AFTER BRO HURT: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/34498.htm
                 HARTFORD, Conn. � U.S. military officials granted an emergency 
leave to a Connecticut Marine fighting in Iraq whose brother was seriously 
wounded in Fallujah.

ARAFAT HAD  AIDS SIGNS: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/34488.htm
 By URI DAN
              JERUSALEM � An Israeli doctor gave credence to a controversial 
rumor of Yasser Arafat's death by saying that the PLO chairman may have 
succumbed to AIDS.

All Horoscopes: http://web1.nypost.com/cgi-bin/horoscope.pl
ARIES
Partners and loved ones need your support, not your criticism, so no matter 
what they may have done and no matter how stupid they may have been, you are 
and always will be on their side. Think back to all the times they have 
supported you in the past - now, return the favor and do what you can to get 
them through this crisis.
1-900-990-7810*
TAURUS
A partnership or relationship that has gone through some difficult times lately 
will get back on track today and this time you must make sure it stays on 
track. Saturn, planet of responsibility, warns that its success or failure is 
down entirely to you, so be reasonable, be fair and don't hold grudges for what 
happened in the past.
1-900-990-7811*
GEMINI
If you start a new business venture of some sort today, the planets suggest 
that it will be a resounding success, but also that you will have to work 
harder than ever before. You will get out of the project as much as you put in 
- no more and no less - so clear the decks and believe that you cannot fail, 
and you won't.
1-900-990-7812*
CANCER
Saturn in your birth sign makes a perfect angle to the sun in Scorpio today, 
which in plain and simple language means that if you believe in yourself and if 
you work hard, you will accomplish something truly remarkable over the next 24 
hours. Others may say you have bitten off more than you can chew, but they 
don't know what you are capable of.
1-900-990-7813*
LEO
The important thing today is that you avoid going to extremes, because if you 
overstep the mark either at home or at work, Saturn, the great taskmaster of 
the zodiac, will see to it that you pay a stiff price. It is of the utmost 
importance that you recognize not only what your talents are but what your 
limitations are, too.
1-900-990-7814*
VIRGO
If you want something, ask for it - it really is as simple as that. Whether 
friends and family are in a position to give you what you desire remains to be 
seen, but if your need is great, they will most likely find a way. And, of 
course, if at some date in the future they need a favor themselves, they will 
know who to come to.
1-900-990-7815*
LIBRA
Make sure you get what you deserve today, especially on the work front where 
the powers that be may try to cheat you out of what you have earned. You don't 
have to get angry or aggressive about it, but you do have to let those involved 
know that if they want to keep you, they will have to pay what you are worth.
1-900-990-7816*
SCORPIO
The sun in your birth sign, perfectly aligned to Saturn, planet of persistence, 
will make it easy for you to see through to the finish something that needs to 
be completed over the next two or three days. If you focus all your energy and 
abilities in a single direction, there is no telling what you might accomplish 
- but it will certainly be something big.
1-900-990-7817*
SAGITTARIUS
Don't pull your punches today: Tell it like it is. Not everyone you work or do 
business with will be pleased that you are so open about what you think the 
problem is, but that is their fault for pussy-footing around the issue so many 
times in the past. Honesty is essential if you are to break the stalemate and 
get things moving again.
1-900-990-7818*
CAPRICORN
There is no point getting uptight with people who drag their feet or can't make 
their minds up because that is just the way they are. If you want to get things 
done today, you will either have to go it alone or make alliances with those 
people who share your drive and your lust for success. As for the rest of them, 
who cares if they get left behind.
1-900-990-7819*
AQUARIUS
You seem to be working harder than ever lately, but are you working like a dog 
for yourself or are you working like a dog for other people? Today's sun-Saturn 
alignment urges you to put your own needs first and not worry too much - if at 
all - about what other people are up to. Also, make sure employers know the 
success of a certain project is mainly due to you.
1-900-990-7808*
PISCES
If there is someone you would like to know better, someone you think would make 
your life complete, you must let him know about your interest. The planets 
indicate that if you make the right sort of move now, it could be the start of 
a beautiful friendship - and maybe much more than that - but you have to be 
quick.
1-900-990-7809*

Sports News: http://web1.nypost.com/sports/sports.shtml

JAMAL WINS IT AT BUZZER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/20748.htm
By MARC BERMAN
HOUSTON � Kurt Thomas kept the Knicks in it all night and Jamal Crawford won it 
at the buzzer with a miraculous, 3-point bank shot that sent the Knicks to a 
stunning 93-92 victory over Jeff Van Gundy's Rockets.
    Trailing 92-90, Crawford took the inbounds pass, dribbled once to his right 
and unleashed a bomb from 28 feet that smacked off the glass and in.

ELI EASES INTO ROLE AS SAVIOR: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/20711.htm
  ELI MANNING is The   Prince summoned to make the Giants kings of the NFL 
again, and New York hasn't hyperventilated over a quarterback like this since 
Joe Namath rode into town on his white horse and white shoes 40 years ago.

OFFENSIVE MANEUVERS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/20729.htm
  PAUL HACKETT isn't   falling on any rusty sword, no sir.     He would rather 
let the backup running back throw into the end zone than a backup quarterback 
who hadn't played in almost a year. And after the Jets didn't get the plays in 
on time, or Quincy Carter took too much time or whatever happened to inspire 
little confidence it won't happen again, the play caller left it to the head 
coach and quarterback to get their stories straight, leave him out of it.

NO BUZZ IN N'AWLINS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20749.htm
 DON'T look now   (something New Orleans' general population doesn't seem 
vaguely tempted to do while the franchise's former fans are filling up the 
Charlotte Coliseum � 23,319 � to worship the expansionist Bobcats), but Bye-Ron 
Scott has firmly established impeccable coaching credentials on both sides of 
(Desmond) Mason-(Juan) Dixon Line.

MNF NOW ON IN SLIME TIME: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20720.htm
 IT'S interesting how   after TV networks apologize for wrong-doing, their 
apologies read more like mission statements.

IT'S TIME TO JOIN THE HUNT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20713.htm
 THE big-game season  opens Monday in New York, but many of us are celebrating 
a hunting season that will continue for another year in New Jersey.

RUSHING TO VICTORY: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20746.htm
 By LENN ROBBINS
 Call it Orange rush.     After a dreadful first half for Syracuse and forward 
Hakim Warrick, the Orange opened the second half of last night's Coaches vs. 
Cancer Classic semifinal game at the Garden with an 11-0 run that crushed 
Mississippi State, 71-58.

NYAC GALS SHOW THEIR MEDALS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20738.htm
 By NICK PARISH
 The walls of the trophy room in the New York Athletic Club are nowhere near 
empty. But now the club can add something unique: mementos of the Olympic 
achievements of female members.

BAD 'TIMES' FOR BETTORS IN OPENER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20732.htm
 By ED FOUNTAINE
 1ST RACE � Western Times came into race wearing "buyer beware" sign; was 
claimed for 50G two races back, eased and vanned off at 3-1 last out, now 
dropping from 50G to 20G for Scott Lake; still, bettors made her 8-5 favorite; 
pressed pace set by winner Forgotten Promise, faded to distant third. My Names 
Nicole, beaten 33 lengths last out, dropped, got switch from Zarella Ore to 
Norberto Arroyo Jr., mounted sustained rally up rail to finish second in best 
effort since May.

TEAM PLAY POWERS MEMPHIS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20750.htm
 By BRIAN LEWIS
 Memphis has been down this road before: a flashy-but-flaky Jersey star scoring 
in bunches, a McDonald's All-American in the backcourt with more on the way in 
a Top 10 class, and big expectations heaped on a gifted-but-unproven roster.

FATHER'S ODD MAN OUT IN MOSLEY-WRIGHT BOUT: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/20728.htm
 By GEORGE WILLIS
 LAS VEGAS � You parents know the feeling: Working long hours, staying up late, 
doing whatever it takes to see the hopes and dreams of your sons and daughters 
fulfilled. Jack Mosley is no different.

POCKET ROCKET TO PLAY AT TEXAS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20727.htm
 HOUSTON (AP) � Roger Clemens' son signed a national letter of intent yesterday 
to play baseball for the University of Texas.

MARCHAND'S MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL VS. SPORTSCENTER (WHICH 
HANDLED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES WORSE?): http://www.nypost.com/sports/20743.htm
 The ink on ABC's apology for its Desperate Housewives/Terrell Owens Monday 
Night Football fiasco was barely dry when its sister cable network ESPN � on 
its 6 p.m. SportsCenter Tuesday � replayed the entire nearly 90-second segment.

5 QUESTION FOR MIKE JARVIS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20745.htm
 BY ANDREW MARCHAND
 This week, NYP TV Sports' Andrew Marchand spoke with ex-St. John's coach Mike 
Jarvis. Jarvis, 59, is in his first year with ESPN. He also is trying to 
implement his "Skills for Life" program to middle schools across the country.

COLTS CAN'T CLIMB BEAR MOUNTAIN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20722.htm
 THE WILDCAT
 Over the past nine years, The Wildcat's published pigskin forecasts have made 
a deep impression on the sporting world. Including the 1997-2003 seasons in The 
Post, Cat's record in print stands at 259-199 (56.6 percent) against the spread.

VICK'S PICK TO SOAR: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20735.htm
 BY DAVE BLEZOW
 EXPECT Eli Manning to   do a good job in his first NFL start. If he makes 
quick decisions and holds on to the ball when hit, he'll be an improvement over 
Kurt Warner.

O/U RICO!: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20709.htm
 Rico, climbing toward .500, went 10-4 (4-0 on Best Bets) last week on the 
over/unders, to bring the season record to 69-73-2 (15-16). The selections for 
Week 11:

MS. CHARLEEN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20708.htm
 Just when you thought it was safe to bury Ms. Charleen in the basement, she 
erupts with a 10-4 pummeling of the spread and passes the last-place baton to 
defending champ Paul Schwartz. As for Week 11:

THE ODD COUPLE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20710.htm
 So you thought one 4-10 week against the spread, following a 21-7 two-week 
run, would discourage The Odd Couple (Dick Klayman and Peter Tocco)? HAAA!!!!!!!

THE FAN'S CORNER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20718.htm
 By MIKE FORDE
 Consider this: An 11-year-old boy from Harlem hops a bus to Philadelphia to 
see a Yankees game. Good luck with that, kid.

BATTMAN KEEPS EYE ON CLOCK: http://www.nypost.com/sports/20725.htm
 CONCENTRATING on clock   management this week, Battman counts down these Week 
11 selections:

JOE WANTS PEDRO: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/20741.htm
  By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
  Joe Torre would gladly adopt Pedro Martinez � and Brian Cashman insisted he 
hasn't made any decision against acquiring the notorious Red Sox righty.

O'NEILL IFFY ABOUT YES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/20744.htm
  By ANDREW MARCHAND
  YES Network analyst Paul O'Neill still is not sure whether he wants to return 
to the Yankees' broadcast booth next year.

EL DUQUE WANTS RESPECT, DEAL: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/20740.htm
  By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
  In the midst of the nonstop clamor over Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson, 
Orlando Hernandez feels a little disrespected.

FLOYD HANGS LOOSE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/20739.htm
  By MARK HALE
  Cliff Floyd was thinking about buying a house in New York this offseason.     
"I'm not now," he said.     Indeed, Floyd, who spoke to The Post on the 
telephone yesterday, is wisely holding off for a little while "just until 
everything blows over." The Met left fielder has been the subject of trade 
rumors, primarily in a deal to Chicago for Sammy Sosa, and the Windy City 
native has been kept abreast of the rumblings by his family.

TWO FOR THE SHOW: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/20742.htm
  By ANDREW MARCHAND
  Nope, New York's football season is not over. The Jets probably are going to 
the playoffs. And � believe it or not � so are the Giants.

INJURED WILSON SKIPS PRACTICE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/20723.htm
  By PAUL SCHWARTZ
  Giants safety Gibril Wilson lifted his left arm over his head and smiled, as 
if to say, see, I'm fine, but Wilson again did not practice yesterday and 
remained questionable to start or play in Sunday's game against the Falcons.

HILLIARD: 'THE KID CAN PLAY': http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/20712.htm
  By DAN MARTIN
  Ike Hilliard hardly seemed concerned he is about to take the field with an 
unproven, rookie quarterback. If anything, he's as eager as many Giants fans to 
see Eli Manning make his debut.

BIG BLUE DEFENSE AIMS FOR VICK-TORY: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/20724.htm
  By PAUL SCHWARTZ
  Everyone wants to make the highlights � but not this week.     Not against 
Michael Vick. Not at the mercy of Michael Vick.     In basketball, with Michael 
Jordan, it was called getting poster-ized. You didn't want to be the 
overmatched defender seen on the lower half of the poster, gazing upward, 
cowering, helpless to prevent one of Jordan's dunks from becoming a $9.99 
keepsake available at Modell's.

TIME ONCE AGAIN TO BLAME COACHES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/20737.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
  One final observation on the Jets' clock-management debacle that took place 
in last Sunday's 20-17 overtime loss to the Ravens:

THOMAS STARTING TO REMOVE DOUBTS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/20733.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
  � It looks as if Shaun Ellis will be back at his starting defensive end spot 
Sunday when the Jets play the Browns in Cleveland, his groin sufficiently 
healed after a week of rest.

BITTER DIKEMBE FIRES AWAY AT ISIAH: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/20747.htm
  By MARC BERMAN
  HOUSTON � It's a good thing Isiah Thomas didn't come to Texas. He's getting 
blindsided every which way.

BEST TIME FOR NETS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/nets/20736.htm
  By FRED KERBER
  To coach Lawrence Frank, the Nets have two options: keep their current 
offensive system in place and do it better, or try something different.

Gossip: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/gossip.htm

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
STARS RAGE OVER P.R. SHAKEUP
By Richard Johnson
TOP Hollywood publicist Leslee Dart was unceremoniously fired Wednesday 
afternoon after 23 years of working side by side with p.r. iron lady Pat 
Kingsley and running the New York office of PMK/HBH.

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm
IT'S MATRIMONIALLY INCORRECT
By Cindy Adams
BILL Clinton's Library opens up, Ronald Reagan's legacy winds down. The 
frail-seeming Nancy these days   spends these nights home. Alone. Watching TV. 
Wanting daughter Patti, 52, who just had her face done and looks good, to get 
married. Mrs. Reagan may come here in January. No reason. Just for a pep-up and 
to let East Coast friends fuss over her.

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/liz.htm
JUST SEMI-GREAT
By Liz Smith
'DREAMERS EXHAUST us . . . "

Weather: http://weather.nypost.com
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Parkway westbound Exit 19S/N to Exit 18
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Route 17, and Route 120, starting about 2 hours before, and again after the 
game.*Please try to arrive early due to new security checks. Opponents, dates 
and times of games are:Dallas Mavericks, Nov. 13, 1PMHouston Rockets, Nov.15, 
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Bobocats, Nov.30, 7:30PM
Manhattan All Access Tour @ Madison Square GardenMadison Square Garden�s� All 
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World�s Most Famous Arena�, providing them with little-known information and 
rarely seen viewpoints on the legendary showplace. Visitors taking part in the 
�All Access� one hour tour become a part of one of the busiest and most 
exciting sports and entertainment facilities in the world and are treated to a 
host of unique experiences. Visit the Knicks, Rangers and Liberty locker rooms; 
tour backstage of the Theater at Madison Square Garden; go inside the Star 
dressing rooms; learn how a basketball court becomes a sheet of ice; witness 
all the seldom seen build-up to a live event � players practicing, performers 
in production, casts in rehearsal or crews staging events! You�ll never know 
what you�ll see on the All Access Tour. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 
8th Ave., and in the west 30s


Business News: http://web1.nypost.com/business/business.htm

: http://www.nypost.com/business/34468.htm
NEW SIRIUS CEO MEL GETS $120M
By TIM ARANGO
 Mel Karmazin got an instant payday of $120 million yesterday when he was named 
the new CEO of Sirius Satellite Radio � and given 2 percent of the company.
    Sirius and the entire nascent satellite radio industry got a giant boost 
with the appointment of Karmazin, a hard-driving executive credited with 
building Infinity Broadcasting into a radio powerhouse.

STERN SEEKS EARLY EXIT FROM INFINITY CONTRACT: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/34469.htm
 By TIM ARANGO
  Shock jock Howard Stern is trying to force a showdown with his bosses at 
Infinity Broadcasting that could result in his leaving the public airwaves for 
satellite radio sooner than expected.

SONY LAYS   OFF 150     STAFFERS: http://www.nypost.com/business/34460.htm
 By TIM ARANGO
     Music giant SonyBMG is laying off about 150 employees this week at its 
distribution arm.

NEWS ACCUSES UNIONS OF SABOTAGING PRESSES: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/34470.htm
 By KEITH J. KELLY
     Mort Zuckerman's Daily News says The New York Newspaper Pressman's union 
is trying to "sabotage" its production, according to arguments that kicked off 
the federal lawsuit pitting the paper against its pressmen.

NEWSDAY OFFERS VOLUNTARY BUYOUTS TO EMPLOYEES: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/kelly.htm
 By KEITH J. KELLY
    UNREST is growing at   Newsday as the paper tries to meet its goal of 
cutting 100 positions, including about half from the newsroom side.

CEO PINOCCHIO: http://www.nypost.com/business/34457.htm
 By HOLLY M. SANDERS
         GEORGETOWN, Del. � Michael Eisner admitted on the stand yesterday that 
he wasn't being straight when he told Larry King in 1996 everything was 
hunky-dory between him and Mike Ovitz � after he had already told Disney board 
members he was planning to fire Ovitz.

KNIGHT  MOVES OUT  AT NIKE: http://www.nypost.com/business/34465.htm
 By PAUL THARP
     Sneaker billionaire Phil Knight stepped down yesterday from his Nike 
empire and named the head of the maker of Windex, Raid and Draino as his 
successor.

CALIFORNIA SUES FIVE IN INSURANCE SCANDALS: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/34471.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
              A California regulator turned up the heat on the insurance 
industry yesterday, charging four companies and a broker with allegedly hiding 
millions of dollars in improper commissions paid out in order to win 
employee-benefit insurance deals.

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD THIS H'DAY SEASON: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/34447.htm
 By ROBERTA C. YAFIE
     Attention, holiday shoppers:     Don't think that just because the gold 
price is in the stratosphere, you're off the hook for that bracelet or brooch 
that tops your honey's holiday wish list. But be aware that you may be getting 
less bang for your buck, The Post has learned.

 PIG-OUT SPURS EU LARD CRISIS: http://www.nypost.com/business/34454.htm
 By PAUL THARP
        A growing shortage of lard is threatening to ruin Christmas in Europe.  
   The reason for the serious shortfall in pig fat � vital for Christmas 
puddings, mincemeat and other holiday baking � is the recent admission of 10 
members to the European Union, all sausage- and salami-loving nations in 
Eastern Europe.

AMERICAN GOING AFTER JETBLUE'S FLA. MARKET: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/34463.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
     American Airlines yesterday slashed fares on all southern Florida routes 
by up to 85 percent, a move aimed squarely at stealing away business from 
low-cost carriers like JetBlue.

IRS AUDITS ON THE RISE: http://www.nypost.com/business/34466.htm
    President Bush has declared an end to lax tax audits, and launched the 
biggest crackdown in the history of the Internal Revenue Service.

Real Estate: http://web1.nypost.com/realestate/index.htm

MONDAY MONIKER FOR MAX CAP: http://www.nypost.com/realestate/34214.htm
By LOIS WEISS
              Anthony Westreich completed his $26 million buyout of Max Capital 
Management Corp. from former partner Adam Hochfelder and renamed the firm 
Monday Properties.

DEAL AT 425 LEX. MAKES FULL HOUSE: http://www.nypost.com/realestate/34218.htm
By STEVE CUOZZO
IN a complex, three-way   deal that reflects the vitality of the Midtown 
leasing market, a law firm and a financial giant have shuffled their decks at 
425 Lexington Ave. near Grand Central, ensuring the Hines-managed tower will be 
fully occupied through 2018.

Entertainment: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/entertainment.htm

A POWER PLAY: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34472.htm
 By CLIVE BARNES
  TWO-and-three-quar   ter cheers for "De   mocracy," opening    last night at 
the    Brooks Atkinson  Theatre, and three more, rather louder, for Michael 
Frayn, its rare and beautiful playwright.

FROM PRODUCERS TO 'ODD' FELLOWS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34474.htm
    THEY'RE going to pro  duce an impressive   "Odd Couple."     As The Post 
first reported in January, Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick will reunite on 
Broadway for a revival of the Neil Simon comedy.

'BLUE SEA'  LACKS DEPTH: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34475.htm
 By FRANK SCHECK
    AS Cher's slapping   Nicholas Cage in the   movie "Moonstruck"   
demonstrated, couples don't mesh together easily in the world of writer John 
Patrick Shanley.

DEATH TO SMOOCHY?: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34473.htm
 By MICHAEL RIEDEL
    THERE'S a red state-    blue state battle    going on at the re   vival of 
"La Cage    aux Folles."

'WILD' IN  THE SHEETS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34456.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
       IT has taken until today for Wong Kar-wai's 1990  film, "Days of Being 
Wild," to get a run here.

COMAS ON TRACK  WITH 'CONDUCTOR': http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34464.htm
 By MARY HUHN
           IT'S hard to imagine the  Comas started as a joke  country band 
taking a jab at the alt-country movement, because the group's latest disc, 
"Conductor," is a well-stocked indie-pop disc, varying in form and function.

TRUMP'S CAN-CAN: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34467.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
    CONTROL freak   Maria Boren and   spineless Wes Moss were the dual 
recipients of the wrath of Donald Trump in a surprise double-axing on last 
night's edition of "The Apprentice 2."

TED'S DAYS NUMBERED?: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34451.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
      'NIGHTLINE," ABC's    late- night news    show, is about to undergo a 
massive shakeup that could mean the end of anchor Ted Koppel.

NAME GAME SHAME: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34462.htm
           FIRST came "The   Naked Chef."   Then "Pimp My Ride."

GRAB SOME TISSUES, MACY'S ON: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34478.htm
 By LINDA STASI
 If William H. Macy can't make your upper lip quiver, you either have no upper 
lip or you've been mixing the Viagra with your toothpaste.

LOVE BOAT: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/34479.htm
 'GOOD Morning America" took a page from "Oprah" yesterday, giving away free 
cruises to 125 lucky couples who were on the show to renew their wedding vows.

Movie Reviews: http://web1.nypost.com/movies/movies.htm

SOAK UP THE FUN: http://www.nypost.com/movies/34477.htm
By LOU LUMENICK
THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE
THE inevitable expansion of the most watched kids' show in TV history, "The 
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" arrives with its hero's goofy charms intact.As 
rendered by director/creator Stephen Hillenburg in good old-fashioned 2-D 
animation, the eternally optimistic little yellow sponge with cardboard pants 
appeals to kids, teenagers and adults in a way not seen since the heyday of 
"Pee-wee's Playhouse."

CLASS ACTION: http://www.nypost.com/movies/34455.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
 BAD EDUCATIONGAEL Garcia Bernal, the Mexican hunk who gave sizzle to "Y Tu 
Mama Tambien," is as sexy as a woman as he is as a man.

TOWERING BABBLE: http://www.nypost.com/movies/34459.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
  EL AUTOMOVIL GRISTHIS weekend's must-see film event (there are only two 
performances) is an un usual, exhilarating and hilarious stage presentation 
wrapped around a silent Mexican film from 1919. No kidding.

MORE FUN THAN A BELGIAN WAFFLE: http://www.nypost.com/movies/34452.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
  FEAR AND TREMBLING'FEAR and Trembling," a biting comedy set in Tokyo by 
French writer-director Alain Corneau, is the perfect companion piece to Sofia 
Coppola's "Lost in Translation."

ONE MAN'S TRASH: http://www.nypost.com/movies/34453.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
 NATIONAL TREASUREINTERMINABLE and riddled with plot holes you could drive a 
humvee through, "National Treasure," the latest assault on moviegoers' 
collective intelligence and eardrums by uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer, is 
sort of "The Da Vinci Code for Dummies."

Lifestyle: http://web1.nypost.com/living/living.htm

ASK DR. MICHAEL FOX: http://www.nypost.com/living/34008.htm
 DEAR DR. FOX: I'm writing in   regard to a recent column of yours on PetsMart 
and the beta fish in tiny containers.

A BREED APART: http://www.nypost.com/living/34009.htm
By JULIA SZABO
A recent cover story called "The   Perfect Dog?" in the newly re  launched Life 
magazine has touched off an alarming new trend: "designer" dogs.

Lottery Results: http://web1.nypost.com/lottery/lottery.htm
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Opinion: http://web1.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/opedcolumnists.htm

IT'S BILL'S LIBRARY, BUT HILL'S CAMPAIGN: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/34420.htm
By DICK MORRIS
   YESTERDAY'S events in   Little Rock had less to do   with a library 
retrospective of the Bill Clinton years than a campaign launch for the 
prospective presidency of Hillary Clinton.

DEMOCRATS' SALVATION STARTS IN CHURCH: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/34422.htm
By JONATHAN TRICHTER & CHRISTOPHER PAIGE
LIBERALS have   always com  forted themselves with the idea that the future 
belongs to them. In fact, a survey of this year's new voters � done by the Pace 
Poll (based at Pace University) with Rock the Vote � suggests the opposite.

GOP ARROGANCE: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/34426.htm
By JOHN PODHORETZ
   WHAT is the great Demo   cratic hope over the next    four years? The answer 
   isn't Hillary.

THE GRINCH WHO STOLE 'MESSIAH': 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/34421.htm
By DAWN EDEN
          THE people of South Orange and Maplewood, N.J.,   where I went to 
high school, are going to find some  thing missing from their towns next month 
� the   sound of schoolchildren performing holiday music. The district has 
banned students from performing music related to any religious holiday � 
defeating the purpose of the schools' traditional "holiday concerts."

THE DEADLY PRICE OF EMBEDDING: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/34423.htm
By DOUGLAS MacKINNON
   IN all of the   years and in   all of the ca  reers I've worked in, without 
a doubt, the three most inspirational and meaningful were those spent working 
in a joint command at the Pentagon. The men and women that I interacted with 
daily were the personification of integrity and honor and infused me with a 
sense of pride in our country.

Celebrity Photos: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/index.htm

: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/2004ama/photo01.htm

November 15th:The 2004 American Music Awards...: 
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/2004ama/photo01.htm

Movie News: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/movies/news/news.htm
News, Nov. 17: ABC Apologizes for Sexy MNF Segment, Rapper Wanted for Vibe 
Award Stabbing, Disney's Eisner Calls Ovitz Elitist,
Guylaine Cadorette -- Hollywood.com Staff
ABC apologizes for sexy MNF segment
ABC has apologized for its intro to Monday Night Football, which featured a 
locker room encounter between actress Nicolette Sheridan and Philadelphia 
Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens--just moments before the game against the 
Dallas Cowboys.

Style: http://web1.nypost.com/style/style.htm

BIG BARGAINS ON DESIGNER BRANDS: http://www.nypost.com/style/34202.htm
 By CHRISTINA TAM
 Looking for a good deal? Here are some of the week's best sales and bargains.

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