On Jan 1, 2008 12:56 PM, Dave & Chris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> A Happy New Year to all & many pleasurable hours boating this coming
> year. Hopefully we will experience better weather & less flooding !!


I had thought to send a message to the list, wishing one and all a
Merry Christmas and a Happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.
Unfortunately, my lawyer heard of my plan, and advised me to send the
following:

 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make Canada great, (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only "Canada" in the Western
Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
sexual preference of the wishee. (Note:  By accepting this greeting,
you are accepting these terms.  This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

I'm sure that the nit-pickers on the list will now be happy.

Cheers

Phil
nb politicallycorrect
-- 
Phil & Anne Irons
Sydney, Nova Scotia

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