On Jan 1, 2008 12:56 PM, Dave & Chris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A Happy New Year to all & many pleasurable hours boating this coming > year. Hopefully we will experience better weather & less flooding !!
I had thought to send a message to the list, wishing one and all a Merry Christmas and a Happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. Unfortunately, my lawyer heard of my plan, and advised me to send the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Canada" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) I'm sure that the nit-pickers on the list will now be happy. Cheers Phil nb politicallycorrect -- Phil & Anne Irons Sydney, Nova Scotia
