If you're anywhere between Streethay Wharf and (probably) Hopwas on Thursday, I'll be the one on one of Streethay's day boats, recognisable by the fact I'll be weaving all over the canal with the throttle jammed up to the stop, lager cans falling off at every turn, passing on the left and doing the maximum possible speed past every moored boat I can find. The only sad thing is they won't let me in to a lock to see how many mooring bollards I can tie the boat to in an effort to turn it upside down as the chamber empties.
Give me a wave if you see me! -- David Morris Skipper, Seth Ellis trip boat, Chesterfield Canal, Retford http://www.sethellis.org.uk
